Guy Incognito

A catalog of my incessant quoting of The Simpsons in everyday conversation.

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...in reference to our cat repeatedly poking my wife in the leg. #owquitit

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"Ow! Quit it. Ow! Quit it. Ow! Quit it." #bart #7G08 #lisa

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...in reference to passing a doughnut display case on our way to buy $30 of cheese curds in Kenosha. #gonuts

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"Forget the doughnuts, we're here to GO nuts!" #bart #BABF19 #iowastatefair #behindthelaughter

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...in reference to the Bob Marley song "Jammin'" coming on the radio while driving through Chicago. #jamming

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"Jamming." #chiefwiggum #4F16 #ilovethissong

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...in reference to the table assignment we got at our friends' wedding. #table5 #wewereactuallytable4

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"Ah, ah, ah, ah, table five! Table five!" #homer #discostudoesntadvertise

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...in reference to a billboard promoting a Doobie Brothers show at a Chicago land casino. #wevegotoneofthem

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"Who here likes the Doobie Brothers? Because we've got one if them!" #4F04 #caniborrowafeeling

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...in reference to what I yelled when I beat a Candy Crush level I was stuck on for a month. #spacecoyote

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"In your face, space coyote!" #homer #3F23 #findyoursoulmate

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...in reference to Cheap Trick's status among power pop bands. #cromulent

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"Perfectly cromulent." #mshoover #3F13

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...in reference to my insistence to my wife that this twitter feed won't destroy our marriage. #trytotry

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"I can't promise I'll try, but I'll try to try." #bart #santaslittlehelper #4F16

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...in reference to watching the Gin Blossoms perform in 2014. #nonewcrap

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"No new crap! ... Get to the 'working overtime' part!" #homer #BTO