Simpsons Library

[The Simpsons Quotes @thosesimpsons]

“Remember class, the worse you do on this standardised test, the more funding the school gets. So don't knock yourselves out.���

[Simpsons Movies @simpsons_movies]

All the President’s Men, 1976

[The Simpsons Quotes @thosesimpsons]

“Hey, look, is that Dad?”
“Either that, or Batman’s really let himself go.”

[The Simpsons Quotes @thosesimpsons]

“Marge. Can’t we get some clear plates? I can’t see the TV.”

[Homer Simpson @TheHomerQuotes]

“Mmm...fattening.”

[The Simpsons Quotes @thosesimpsons]

"Plus, tag-team robot wrestling. It's the mighty robots of Battlestar Galactica, versus the gay robots of Star Wars." #StarWarsDay

[Homer Simpson @TheHomerQuotes]

“Of all the terrible things you’ve ever done in your life, this is the worst, the most despicable...”
“But, Marge, I swear to you: I never thought you’d find out!”

[Homer Simpson @TheHomerQuotes]

“When I started this clown thing, I thought it would be nothing but glory. You know, the glory of being a clown. I tell you, it's hard, tiring work. But when I see the smiles on their little faces, I just know they're getting ready to jab me with something.”