Meg

Game designer at @small_monsters, ex-expat, English teacher, classicist, reader, blogger. she/her

[Meg @simpsonsparadox]

From our dev blog: Small Monsters Games at SDCC https://t.co/fwDRK0NI75 #indiegames

[Meg @simpsonsparadox]

"Count the fingers! Check the shadows!" Every freaking internet photo is a stupid capcha now.

[Meg @simpsonsparadox]

The rise of AI images coinciding with the decline of my detail vision is some real bullshit.

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@TLupien "Continue on for 41 additional whacks."

[Meg @simpsonsparadox]

I really hate driving, so I just worked out walking directions for my errands.... using both a haunted house and the Lizzie Borden house as landmarks.

[Meg @simpsonsparadox]

@ManVsTweets absolutely love that there’s one post about the existence of God(s)… in between all-caps questions about local parking and complaints about the Dunkin’s line

[Meg @simpsonsparadox]

Happy Dead Caesar Day! The most authentic way to celebrate is by collectively stabbing the most annoying coworker.

[Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome]

Don’t go to the senate tomorrow.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

[Kate Middleton, 14 Mountain Dews deep into the most crippling World of Warcraft addiction of the 21st Century] just photoshop me into the picture, I'm in the middle of a raid

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

it is 1424. we live in hovels and discuss the fate of the princess. meat is too expensive.

it is 1724. we live in hovels and discuss the fate of the princess. meat is too expensive.

it is 2024. we live in hovels and discuss the fate of the princess. meat is too expensive.

[Meg @simpsonsparadox]

a extra surcharge for eating lunch at lunchtime would be a bit heavy-handed for a dystopian scifi novel

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Patrons of Wendy's may soon pay varying prices for their burgers, as the fast-food chain intends to bring Uber-like surge pricing to its menu. https://t.co/2nzuPxlYAi

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Small Monsters Games Dev Blog: Small Monsters of Fall River https://t.co/0IyCvN0NX4

[Meg @simpsonsparadox]

@prezi I'm trying to pay you money for a subscription, but keep getting "Your request could not be processed" and I can't get chat support about it because I don't have a subscription

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@TLupien just took one and followed you there

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@NoetheMatt Yes! But mine is a cat!

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@TLupien One small object of affection!

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The Universe Seeing Itself - A Biology Blog by @e_stivison https://t.co/ylXqzqO8m2

[Meg @simpsonsparadox]

@teachbk reinforcing the idea that some jobs are for failures really encourages students to be rude & hostile to those workers

[Meg @simpsonsparadox]

@inthefade I felt awful too! But on the plus side, it was over it about a day for me, hopefully for you too