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Unlikely, sir. They… they spell and pronounce their name differently.

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Don't dream about me no more, kid.

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He thought that trip to the guillotine factory was just for fun, but it was the perfect place to shoot him.

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I am not a number! I am a man! And don't you ever — oh, wait. I'm Number Five.

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I want answers now or I want them eventually!

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Well, as the tree said to the lumberjack, I'm stumped.

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As I once said at the Battle of Khe Sanh, I surrender.

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I guess you'd like some kind of commentary or perspective. I don't have any, but I'd like you to remember you're watching Channel 6: the one that doesn't cut away when somebody dies.

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Send in the clowns.

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What did that guy say when I said "who's that guy?"

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Muh... Murphy. Use… you are a elf... uncontrollably... I think... a wee nam myoho renge kyo.

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America needs the wisdom of Herman's Head now more than ever.

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What an odd thing to say.

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But from now on, you better save your lovin' for the couch cushions.

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The one you call Milhouse is gone.

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You're like the son I never killed.

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Well, I finally caught up with Grampa. I found him crying in the cemetery.

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You're banned from this historical society - you and your children and your children's children.

For three months.

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And that's the origin of that.

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