Owen Simpson

[Owen Simpson @simpsoxe]

Got the keys to the new apt! Moving starts in a week and a half ...

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Some stoned kid at the train station complimented my tux. The night is off to a good start

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Really? Classic kinks choral collection? On Saturday morning 60's? Really 102.9 mgk?

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New path trains are pretty slick. Too bad I only got to ride one cause I forgot my bag on the njtransit train ...

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Who needs a full three hours of sleep?

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#4 iPhone app on the top download list is a sex offender locator? weird ... Also the reviews are priceless

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Apparently today the weather decided to have a "break as many trains as possible" day ...

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some womans sign by the path earlier this week: "BEAM weapons destroyed the WTC". i dont even know what that means, but its hilarious

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I go on vacation for one week and they close my dunkin donuts!

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Definitely reached my dr pepper quota for the day ...

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ok, can someone please turn down summer? it is WAY too hot already ...

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played squash last night for the first time since williams. it was awesome. definitely going to make that a regular occurrence.

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I am now the proud owner of a jimmy rollins foul ball! Instant bff

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Man I love when the phillies are on tv

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Does this work?

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Heading to the phillies-yankees game!

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I have never smelled such strong asparagus pee

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@Hobagz im glad that will be immortalized ... it was definitely worse than total recall

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i found a pube in my dunkin donuts cream cheese ... one of those factory-sealed single servings, meaning ... robot pube?

[Owen Simpson @simpsoxe]

There is nothing that makes me feel like a little kid like getting ready to leave for kraftees ...