Colonel Angus

born too loose

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

This is actually maybe the apex in terms of complete atonality + delusions of grandeur

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@mcmansionhell Reading The Crying of Lot 49 unlocked a ton of memories of series of unfortunate events for me.

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@andrew_anon_ @pourfairelevide I hope whoever is responsible for men’s hats going out of style gets shot or something

[the q stands for quit ur jobs @itssarahqueue]

fuck it, laura palmers theme

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@KingOffX_ @EuropeInvasions Libertarians are feeling fucked up rn

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@_2Sides1Stone @CBILBREY @annamlulis Source: I made it up

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@TeenBoyMom @dieworkwear Are you saying that something being unhealthy makes it unstylish? Tell that to cigarettes

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

I think if I set a ringtone of this as my alarm I would start every day with vigor, purpose, and joy

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@nic_carter What are you basing this prediction on? Have you met democrats?

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@razorfist

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@osthatoo @TradWife2049 Definitely was not a thing when I worked there

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I cant really explain but this is what its like to feel strong on the bike

[PortersBurgh @PortersBurgh]

Leveon Bell was an artist in the back field. 😤

TikTok https://t.co/FvTBfVaZND.

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@willmenaker This and the swollen foot massage thing

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@_I_Am_One_ @GuntherEagleman @WallStreetApes That’s for sure

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@EthanHatcher @garbageindy Actually riding a bike means you can do whatever you want, that’s the whole point and why it’s way better than driving

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@TheNotoriousLEX @teenagebirdsong @geraldineconrad If there is money for all of those people to buy personal automobiles then there is definitely money for public transportation.

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@collnsmith @ExileGrimm https://t.co/gb8FKXMwYS
I’ve been really liking the look of these

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@liqueericbitch sticky shoes

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@ready4preddy of course always thankful to have an easy <2 mile commute to work but sometimes I feel like I’m missing out