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trash ..?

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

POV: you just told me your name but I wasn’t listening

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Saw something similar happen to a dude in a 7/11 parking lot

[Softboy @softboywin]

starting the second half of your sandwich is like hell yeah baby let’s run it back

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

do not call me on instagram like have you lost your fcking mind

[Miles @C139999]

I hate niggas that can’t do shit alone man , powerpuff ass niggas

[Negi💸 @NM5WRLD]

CHICKS THAT SMOKE WEED BE COOL ASF. IT'S YOU ALCOHOLIC BTCHES THAT START SHIT!!

[alxndr @alexaldente]

Got a meeting invite for 5-6pm on Christmas Eve eve

[Pitbull @pitbull]

If the pilgrims would have killed a cat, we would all be eating pussy 4 Thanksgiving! Que ricooooooooooo HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!

[jaggot #lemonade🍋 @PXPIBONES]

spongebob big guy pants ok https://t.co/aOusgGLA03

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

A play of the year candidate. Jameis!

[𝕱𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖊𝖙 𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖓 @ferretallen]

The pitcher the Dodgers are gonna bring out for the 23rd inning

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

“does it get better after turning 20”

[ً @cryst6ls]

i hate when my coworker talks to me while im on break

[Chelsea 👩‍🎤 @idksorry01]

Tw// throwing it on the ground
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So my so called "girlfriend" just handed me her cell phone said its my dad... uh thats not my dad that's a cell phone

[Big Mama, your ARM! @AshleyShyMiller]

Coke and R&B is BACK!

[sheku. 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @shekuwow]

Spent his entire life downplaying school shootings just to get shot at a school