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[simcard @simqard]

@smucler Snad mu taky za jednu sluzbu nezemre 6 pacientu, jinak bomba

[simcard @simqard]

@ACSPa3k

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

there are guys on here who don’t know how to cook themselves eggs trying to trade oil against Citadel

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

unfortunately i don't have to be drunk to send insane text messages

[av @avbebopother]

why touch grass when you could touch boobs

[Investing Addict @InvestingAddict]

"Mom, how did we get so poor?"

"Your father attempted to outperform the S&P 500."

[Skylar ✨ @Skylar_Lorena]

hey, wanna come over and test quantum tunneling? maybe you can slip into places you technically shouldn’t.

[manul rybník 🐸🍵 @annierubyjane]

vsechny veterinarky jsou jen dospele evolved horse girls

[Ashot Gabrelyanov @gabrelyanov]

Regular 2026 day be like:

9:30 — Stock market crash
11:15 — Crypto crash
13:20 — Housing market crash

Lunch

15:20 — Oil crash
16:15 — AI bubble burst

Dinner

[Peach @nerdylilpeach]

if i watched someone shoot my wife in the face 3 times then call her a fucking bitch after i think i would commit real domestic terrorism

[Abhijit Chokshi | Investors का दोस्त @stockifiabhijit]

The companies that I bought at 52 weeks lows are now at 104 weeks low

[Rebecca Adson @RebeccahAdson]

Dentist: "You've been grinding in your sleep"

Me: "I appreciate it big dawg"

[☆ @seadave1a]

i never tip male waiters hit the oil rig nigga

[selinam @bennynotblanco]

everything feels nice without protection

[Dingo🇨🇿🇺🇦 𐌀𐌍𐌍𐌄𐌔𐌀𐌓 @dngcze]

“Ty kokot vyjebany čos to robil ty kokot”

[Neet @neet_sol]

Unemployed mfs always have esoteric knowledge for some reason

[alondra @alondramaren]

Idk which friend gave you ptsd but baby you do not have to pay me back for a 3 dollar mcchicken

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

this >>>>>>

[jane @ijanedoll]

"it's not that deep" of course it's not. with a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is