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wannabe twitter comedian

[Sim @simran_patel10]

might be single this valentine’s day but i sure as hell will not be sober

[Sim @simran_patel10]

@specsgonzalez in new Harry Pinero video i’m dead

[Sim @simran_patel10]

Whoever put their feet up like this at Trader Joe’s needs to be arrested immediately bc ain’t no way

[Scuderia Ferrari HP @ScuderiaFerrari]

DOUBLE PODIUM IN MONACO!! 🏆

#MonacoGP #F1

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

UNITED HAVE DONE IT!!! 🏆

#MUFC || #FACupFinal

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

🏆 MANCHESTER UNITED ARE THE 2023/24 FA CUP CHAMPIONS!

[Sim @simran_patel10]

Can i have some bagel with my cream cheese or no

[4 Lives In Kenya | The Safari Card Game @4livesinkenya]

hello👋
we are on bird app now!

[4 Lives In Kenya | The Safari Card Game @4livesinkenya]

its cooooold today, why not stay indoors, get some hot chai and play 4 Lives In Kenya
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#4livesinkenya #thesafaricardgame

[Sim @simran_patel10]

IT IS 6PM AND THE SUN IS STILL UP!!! EVERYTHING IS RIGHT ONCE AGAIN

[Sim @simran_patel10]

@MarimbaTiffany are you okay?!??

[Marimbruh @MarimbaTiffany]

Waiting for this Lewis Ferrari confirmation like my A level results 😭

[Sim @simran_patel10]

I genuinely have nightmares about the little orange man from wonka like why does he look like that just let me go to sleep bruh

[Sim @simran_patel10]

Omg they wrote a headline about my friends and I at the club

[Sim @simran_patel10]

It’s only Week 1 and I already have a 60% in one of my classes??? What is going on rn…

[Sim @simran_patel10]

As an International Student, all I want for Christmas is an internship 😔

[Sim @simran_patel10]

Getting through the week is fine but then Sunday afternoon hits and all of a sudden i wanna cry like a newborn baby

[Sim @simran_patel10]

@Jagnoor15 Statistics is no joke

[Sim @simran_patel10]

in a study room with some academic weapons at 4am and the only sound is me yawning every 30 seconds