SimK

human being being human

[SimK @simrankulkarni_]

Bro I feel like I get funnier after every heartbreak, yall feel me¿

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Tbh God bless you

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

God Bless America

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@DisneyPlusHS Eating food

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@swiggy_in Heyyy

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@Tinder_India My way flirting is ignoring them till they forget I exist lol

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Thank you @theweeknd for spending 561 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/J63RwqiX3q

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Zomato really thinks imma order food 4 times a day, bitch you right send me me notifications

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If I hear one more person tell me “we need this asap” I’ll make their life hell ASAP

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Me 🤝 Forgetting what I was thinking about seconds ago

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Kids who hated going grocery shopping with their parents are the same kids who are clicking pictures in front of the chips section now

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I really need start saving phone numbers, I almost told my colleague “bhaiya, wrong number”

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My anxiety thinks I’m having a heart attack but it’s actually just a burp

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I don’t want anxiety but anxiety finds me very sexy

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Some people really think anxiety is contagious, bc I wish, would have given it to every person that triggers me

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I want to Bitchslap some people and tell them to calm down & not be fake, like tf is stuck up your ass

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I need sleep but sleep doesn’t need me

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@FashHunny YESSSS TU TOH HAI

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Where do I get new friends

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@_NotaFunnyGuy_ 🥺 awww

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I don’t know if it’s acidity or anxiety

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Where tf has all my energy gone, pls come back