Simon Jones

Mariner....

[Gregg Wallace @GreggAWallace]

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[Simon Jones @simrjones]

@gunnerf14 @British_Airways You must have been on the same flight.

[Simon Jones @simrjones]

BA1327. Stuck aboard a 15+ year old A320 with no air conditioning while parked on stand. The aircraft may be vintage, but the customer experience feels positively prehistoric. @British_Airways #britishairways #droptheclassicalmusic

[Simon Jones @simrjones]

@SamCKx You really are a sad advert for sycophancy. Pathetic, infact.

A man who has overseen & commanded record level of irresponsible borrowing & has sown the seeds of his inevitable demise. You can’t blame Rachel’s incompetence as a sole cause - Starmer signs off on it. #labourout

[Simon Jones @simrjones]

@PolitlcsUK @PankhurstEM Giving the little ‘f**k-wit’ a wave as we speed past St Stephen’s tower.

[Simon Jones @simrjones]

@British_Airways We are 1hr 40m behind schedule… loving the defensive excuses! Would have been better you admit an issue & investigate your procedures. #britishairways #notmyfault

[Simon Jones @simrjones]

@British_Airways Sorry Corey, whilst I appreciate your reply, the Capt l. himself said there was no air con available. That’s the unpalatable part. It’s not acceptable with air temp of +28c & bright sunshine! Surely not acceptable for ground staff not to have a mobile GPU or a/c unit to connect.

[Simon Jones @simrjones]

@Bounce_BackLoan Lammy - what a complete buffoon! @UKLabour doing a demolition job on themselves, as usual. I’d suggest that @Matt_VickersMP was on point with his recent TV comments!

[Simon Jones @simrjones]

@TrisOsborneMP Sorry Tris old bean, but didn’t you say your lamentable ‘leader’ wasn’t entering us into the war…? Further foolishness to not realise we were in it anyhow! #labourchaos #millibandchaos @UKLabour implosion!

[Simon Jones @simrjones]

@truemagic68 They won’t be happy until everyone is dining from the state trough - your dietary choice being theirs. #labour #killingaspiration

[Simon Jones @simrjones]

@afneil Allow me @afneil

[Simon Jones @simrjones]

@DaleVince More utterly disgusting hypocrisy from the Vince camp…. I can taste a little bit of sick in my own mouth. Better get your next funding round sorted before the Tool departs. #labour @UKLabour implosion.

[Simon Jones @simrjones]

Phillipson sipping frantically whilst being torn a new one by @TrevorPTweets @SkyNews Thank god for this kind of journalism & holding her idiotic party to account. She rambles on auto. #LabourWipeout @UKLabour Time to take the goose out the oven - it’s done!

[Debbie Barratt-Cole-RESTORE BRITAIN 🇬🇧 @debbiebarr43]

@Keir_Starmer @ideological_1

[Simon Jones @simrjones]

@Keir_Starmer You’re a funny guy. Or at the very least, your social media team likes a good laugh! #labour @UKLabour in free fall.

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

The Green Party has complained about this cartoon of Zack Polanski by the The Times.

They’re deeply unhappy with it. Whatever you do, do not repost!

[Simon Jones @simrjones]

@_adamcherry_ I think the country needs the vote, not a shopping list of idiot promises.

[Simon Jones @simrjones]

@British_Airways continues to confuse legacy cues with brand strength. Classical music at embarkation doesn’t signal premium, it signals an airline anchored in outdated thinking. BA needs a fundamental refresh of product, brand & commercial strategy if it wants global relevance.

[Simon Jones @simrjones]

@darrenpjones You are misleading us @darrenpjones - we don’t ask for this, don’t want it nor wish to fund your trips ‘spaffing our money’ up the wall… You aren’t trustworthy enough with our data #labour #labourlies @UKLabour idiocy (as usual) @afneil Lets hear your thoughts!?

[Simon Jones @simrjones]

@MrFezz15 I’d think it rather inspired!