Christopher Sims

Film Director / CAA / DGA

[Christopher Sims @simsdirector]

@elonmusk it’s only fair to offer Tesla customers a 30 day price guarantee. Within that window seems pure evil to me if you can’t help your customers. Please help your paying customers.

[Christopher Sims @simsdirector]

@Tesla bought a Model Y December 22 hoping for the $7500 but car wasn’t in inventory. Fremont built it and it sat on a train down to LA. Picked up delivery January 9th and then you cut prices January 12th. Screwed both ways @elonmusk … really feel like a sucker as a new customer

[Christopher Sims @simsdirector]

@rickygervais $700 plus ticket prices for Hollywood Bowl. $250 for mid level. $80 for nose bleeds. Fuck it. I’ll watch on Netflix 6 months from now for $10 alone and love it. Live is dead unless you can fix this shit.

[Christopher Sims @simsdirector]

@elonmusk ordered the model Y days ago before the cut off for $7500 discount plus 10k super charger miles. I have a VIN, approved on loan … car stuck on a train from Fremont to Southern California. What happens if it arrives after December 31, 2022? No deal?

[Christopher Sims @simsdirector]

@jimcramer @CNBC I can’t understand anything you’re saying. Get off the booze or slow your meds or better yet, get off TV … you’re losing us all money.

[Christopher Sims @simsdirector]

@Gutfeldfox @greggutfeld @guypbenson @joemachi @KatTimpf @PlanetTyrus @FoxNews Learn how to read the teleprompter. It is literally your only job. You look and sound like you’re drunk and or high.