Emily

[Emily @simse_bebe]

I have a problem of crying when I get really pissed off and that pisses me off even more than I already am

[Emily @simse_bebe]

@j4collier Maybe over yonder but not here onder

[Emily @simse_bebe]

Honestly I think that if Mc.Donald’s brought back their snack wraps and bacon egg and cheese bagel this world would be a better place.

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Get up get stoned get on your path to greatness

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

If your sober off hard drugs and alcohol i rock wit u but if your a weed hater we always gon butt heads

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Get up get stoned Get educated

[bitsy von muffling @DoctorPissPants]

PLEASE be nice to me I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

sometimes i do some weird shit around my frens and i think “a person is never supposed to be this comfortable around anyone”

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

“ur up early”
bold of you to assume i’ve slept

[Emily @simse_bebe]

“I’m out of weed”

[Benjamin A. Pete II @benjaminapete]

Can someone please fix bacon packaging. There has to be a better way.

[🦢 @snxione]

"who hurt u?" my own expectations

[teryn @youngtiddy]

no babe i love ur bong the clean ones scare me

[milk @milkinhisbag]

ur at the bar getting hammered i’m at the bar trying not to shit myself

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

imagine dating me then boom your life is filled with laughter, sex, and unconditional love

[klit klittredge @klitklittredge]

mcdonalds sprite tastes the way a vibrator feels

[hoolie @lunasofiiaa]

me as soon as I get on FaceTime with my boyfriend