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so magnetic it’s almost obnoxious

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@weloveguad Hold me, Walter

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@femininomenal they did not make my bowl with love this time scarlet

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@femininomenal the second one

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@femininomenal hehehehe why am I blushing

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did some people not take typing class in school? I see so many adults typing at 30 WPM and looking at their keyboard and I’m tooo much of a sweet girl to tell them how embarrassing that is

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@femininomenal they believe me!! And suddenly I’m their new friend Simme from Minnesota, the Land of 10,000 Lakes!!!

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someone asks where I’m from, I say, “you get one guess!” They guess. I respond “omg how did you know!? no one has EVER gotten it right.” then I escape to the bathroom to find peculiar state facts to throw into many convos throughout the night

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@maxanne35 Ugh thank you

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ready

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@femininomenal Woah woah easy

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@Pawneeeee Ethan oh my gosh text me

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my dad just said “low key”

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@hourIyhoroscope lol just me

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can somebody make me a mashup of mirrorball and clara bow

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I do NOT like when people reverse park, why do they do that it’s not even cool!

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@femininomenal Yes!!!

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@hourIyhoroscope no I didn’t

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“It is simply a skill issue if you can’t tell I’m gay” - @femininomenal

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@milfloverliv wut no dm me

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the daytime before a TS drop literally feels like the first tailgate of college football season