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#1 hater of Stardew Valley’s sole primary care physician, Dr. Harvey. she/her

[KT🍓 @simssaid]

@gra_hunt @wrappedinplastc Best show to ever exist

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Side effects actually are ok because now I know this little pressed pill is doing something

[Ronald Visual @CarrotFollower]

Caveman bartender: "this one's on the cave"

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“Straight to the psych ward!” I say to the girl wearing shorts on an airplane.

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I don’t have to see the new how to train your dragon (live action) to know it’s not good. Because they didn’t cast me. I want to train a dragon

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

It's Not Clocking To You That I'm Standing On Business

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

What do you buy for a bagel who has everything

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*makes a Partiful for my reception*

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Here for my quarterly visit

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Desperately need the jelly cat dragon keychain

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My girl cat is sitting with me while I brush my hair because she loves me and we’re best friends

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You should just be able to put your hand out without asking verbally. Sharing is caring

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Normalize asking the guy next to you on the plane for a gummy bear

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I can’t believe he was sooooo young

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Name something more humiliating than accidentally having your phone flashlight on. Trick question, you can’t!

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@sammmmmyttttt Hahahaha incredible

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@sammmmmyttttt ✋

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There is not a single day that goes by that I don’t think about the high lord of the night court

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@abbyroselew @gocreighton Steve Lavin, #1 dollar beer night fan

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Just picked this up at the thrift store in OSAKA, JAPAN. like what

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@abbyroselew @gocreighton LOL that’s so epic. Yes of COURSE I bought it