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carbon star person of the earth variety

[(^з^)-☆ @simul8d]

using claude opus to ask how to reheat bagel

[(^з^)-☆ @simul8d]

maybe make a bag for all the larpers. yall aint carrying that shit fr but have fun pretendingggggggggg

[(^з^)-☆ @simul8d]

yikes why do i have anxiety feeling seen

[a local @jedwill]

The dj at this show saw an old white tech bro start shuffling to his set so he immediately played the most scary sounding dubstep song in his library and the guy left and the music went back to normal. I’ve never seen a dj gatekeep their own crowd live before

[(^з^)-☆ @simul8d]

chopped n unc but at what costs

[(^з^)-☆ @simul8d]

seeing all my old mates young children on yhe socials where they do that at, and im just wondering if those kds know their mom a whole ho T.T

[awesomegirl2486 @awesomegirl2486]

Being a Woman is Just accepting that you will have 3-5 Stalkers Forever

[(^з^)-☆ @simul8d]

functionally, if i started every day w espresso n joint, we’d alr be in valhalla or whatever they call it

[(^з^)-☆ @simul8d]

ensloppification. sloppageddon

[inmytinypants (tybg) @INMYTINYPANTS]

millions of people were bumping this unironically in 2015

[(^з^)-☆ @simul8d]

should i give up or should i just keep chasing my coworkers slop generated festation of jira tickets

[swana ִֶָ🦢࣪☾. @farnnesse]

Growing up felt like this. Kind of.

[LOUIE CORREA @L0UIEBELT]

Some of yall friends be hitting yall with this lil move & yall don’t even peep

[turtle @pepprrs]

imagine we in a serious argument & i just start hittin ts in ur face on some calm shi

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Party mouse is in the house tonight. Piece of cheese we’re gonna have a big bite

[z☆ey @brainb4rf]

dj kitty is in the house !!!! 🎵🎧🎶

[(^з^)-☆ @simul8d]

i got some haters in the building thats praying on my downfall in leadership meetings. u gonna get urs ong

[۟ @o_____o]

this is genuinely my life

[(^з^)-☆ @simul8d]

should i give up and just go work for Evil Corporation

[(^з^)-☆ @simul8d]

who is paying these fony as five star reviews on these dhitty rrstaurants