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Hammering the Cramps

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Bret Easton Ellis in minute 2 of pod: “For me, the experience of a novel has always been about consciousness”

Bret Easton Ellis in hour 2 of Pod: “I think Clavicular is hotter than Luigi Mangione”

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One must imagine Sisyphus retarded

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@annakhachiyan @baltic_dan Exhausting and Tedious and Ultimately Depressing: The Anna Khachiyan Story

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@properdipwad The bags under his eyes are getting me horny like a set of jugs. Get a bra on those things in public!

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@properdipwad Those eye bags are so iconic. How does one even cultivate LUGGAGE like that

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@falafel_papi @Howlingmutant0 He’s the king 👑

[Variety @Variety]

Robert Downey Jr. says "Avengers: Doomsday" figured out how to make Marvel movies "not be a letdown" after "Infinity War" and "Endgame."

“We landed in a place that I think will more than suffice. And it’s not even about how I executed it. It’s about the way it’s been structured, and the other characters. There’s something going on in ‘Doomsday’ and forward that is literally the only antidote to: How do you not have these films be let down after an ‘Infinity War’ and an ‘Endgame?’ And boy, have we labored long and hard to bring that down... There’s an incredible amount of gratitude we have going into these two. One epic at a time. ‘Doomsday’… just the gratitude to be able to do it. To still be engaging with people who are critical when we fall short, but who understand how difficult it is when we get it right.” (via CBR)

https://t.co/mlkdYIp7CW

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Does anyone want to gift me several million dollars so that I may live a peaceful and comfortable life raising my child and doing creative writing?

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@strangecapers92 There’s a reason that most of the music from that genre/era is cringe and nearly unlistenable now, yet MCR sounds somehow even better in 2026 than it did in the oughts

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Cam Skattebo? They are just inventing guys now

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Tracy Morgan, John Turturro, Giancarlo Esposito, Cam Skattebo and Spike Lee at Game 5

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Just let my boy live

[New York Post @nypost]

Landon Donovan's new hair sparks buzz during USA World Cup match https://t.co/cmJ9EN5Ml7

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@sasimons @lovecraft_1080p lol never mind

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@sasimons @lovecraft_1080p Also, @sasimons, are you like the biggest wuss in the world? What a dorky take. Tony sucks ass and is not funny. But, on the other hand, who cares if jokes are offensive? Like genuinely? 30 Rock is racist and homophobic? It’s a satire you, dweeb!

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@strangecapers92 It’s so disgusting homeless people don’t piss on the floor and smear their shit on walls with impunity

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@matthewbdexter @WhatHoARat When you finally quit everything it unlocks a secret part of you that is literally unstoppable. All the stuff that makes you feel “better” actually just holds you back. None can be told this, they have to just experience it for themselves

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Wanting to criticize my wife’s interest in The Valley (season 3) but then realize it’s no different than my interest in this biography of Reinhardt Heydrich that I’m halfway through…. in both cases it boils down to: “I know they’re bad people but it’s interesting”

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@petsmartboy If the sixers won there would have been a quadruple homicide

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Karl-Anthony Towns on his emotions at the end of the game:

"I just wanted one break in life, just one thing to go my way one time. I'm glad it did for us. God is good, man."

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He wants to say the word so bad

[jill @littlefucky]

I will go on record and say I am proud of the Knicks and they deserve to win. But this is not normal behaviour.