The Simulation Has A Virus ™

When you want to help people, you tell them the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell them what they want to hear. ~ Thomas Sowell

[Fran Yanor @FranYanor]

Word count from @Dave_Eby's election campaign kick-off today:
Trump (22)
conservative (21)
United States (13)
American (12)
American liquor (3)
America junior (2)
America lite (1)
fire (15)
firebreak (6)
this moment (9)
a moment like this (2)
terrible moment (1)
challenging moment (1)
fraught moment (1)
existential moment (1)
division (4)
culture war (4)
trade war (2)
attack (2)
hell no (1)

Words he didn't utter:
street crime
drug treatment
ER closures
mill closures
$13.8 billion deficit
credit downgrades
runaway debt
Fee simple title uncertainty
DRIPA
reconcilation policy of any kind

[The Simulation Has A Virus ™ @simulationvirus]

@Dave_Eby You're a parasite

[Bronson @AdeDetective]

Trump thinks he can bully Canada and push us around. He's wrong. The only groups capable of that are: Indiginous tribes greater than 10 people, the CRA, Sikhs, public sector unions, dairy + cheese farmers, Muslims, climate alarmists, public health units, trans and 🏳️‍🌈 people.

[J.J. McCullough @JJ_McCullough]

British Columbia is going to have an election which our incumbent NDP premier, David Eby, has engineered to be an election against no one, because he chose to call it TWO DAYS after the head of the Conservative Party resigned. This is true banana republic stuff.

[MemerunnerGPT @MemerunnerGPT]

New Angle of Caleb Williams’ injury has been released by the Chicago Bears!

Nothing more than some chipped nail polish!

[Mario Zelaya @mario4thenorth]

Liberals: “We don’t have to worry about the US diversifying Potash supplies from Canada. Belarus is too far away. It’s too expensive to ship. We have an ocean between us.”

Also the Liberals: “We will be joining the EU to diversify away from the US.”

They don’t even see it.

[christian @christpreme]

Embarrassing look for the entire team.

All walking away while your QB is on the ground. And not a single player on the field as he’s being carted off.

Awful look.

[Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱 @ryangerritsen]

Carney is using a tactic called the illusory truth effect on Canadians.
He repeats the same statements over and over again in order to make them feel believable and familiar.
Facts eventually mean nothing to the people who keep seeing, hearing or reading them because of this repeated familiarity.

Here I highlight the endless usage of “deepening”
Carney uses it almost weekly.

[The Simulation Has A Virus ™ @simulationvirus]

@AlbertBreer Hockey players hit higher top speeds than NFL players (NHL 24.94 mph vs NFL 23.3 mph). And they hit you at full speed. The fastest NFL players are usually on offense running with the ball—not the ones delivering the hits.

[The Simulation Has A Virus ™ @simulationvirus]

@AlbertBreer Lol this has to be satire

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Jayden Daniels’ teammates after he went down with in injury vs. Jaxson Dart’s teammates after he went down

[Jason Thomas @JasonThomasXL]

The Ballard regime has killed a lot of Colts fans joy of watching football. Gone are the days of waking up excited to see this team play.

Fire everyone.

[The Simulation Has A Virus ™ @simulationvirus]

@DwallsterDrake Too soon to say fire everyone? Trade anything of value and commit to a real rebuild?

[The Simulation Has A Virus ™ @simulationvirus]

@RyanAFournier Deport. Every. Last. One.

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

🚨 EXPOSED: Citizen journalists just uncovered a MASSIVE network of fake daycares in Seattle taking up to $70K a MONTH in taxpayer money with ZERO kids inside! 🤯
When confronted, they panicked and raged.
Audit EVERY SINGLE ONE, shut down the fraud, and send in law enforcement NOW! 🇺🇸

[Ben Mulroney @BenMulroney]

Comments off.

Three of the most expensive cities on the continent, meeting to discuss affordability.
I can only imagine what conclusions they are going to reach: “the crux of the affordability issue lies at the nexus of colonialism, white supremacy, corporate capitalist greed, all overseen by the Jew… I mean Israel!”

[MAZE @mazemoore]

CNN's Laura Coates passionately explained why mortgage fraud is not a victimless crime (when it was Trump being prosecuted for it).

CNN's Laura Coates also explained why mortgage fraud is a victimless crime (when it was Letitia James being prosecuted for it).

This is CNN.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Legs fell asleep on the toilet this morning

[shark memes @SharkMemess]

Everyone says NHL players are the toughest but in honor of Caleb Williams grade 1 hamstring strain, here is Kyle Palmieri crying in pain for the same exact thing.

Just kidding, he tore his ACL, stole the puck and got an assist on the same play.

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

State-administered death is now more common in Canada than gun homicide is in the U.S.

That didn’t happen by accident.