уєℓℓσω gυу

🪱 𝗟𝗶𝗻𝗮'𝘀 𝗟𝗶𝘁 𝗬𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗚𝘂𝘆 | ❛ ᵂᵉ ᵍᵒᵗᵗᵃ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ʳᵉᵃᵈʸ! ❜ | 𝗜𝗻𝗳𝗼 𝗶𝗻 𝗣𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗱 🪱 { parody }

[уєℓℓσω gυу @simulationxguy]

@lonelywcrm || 🪱 HELLO DARLING !!! you were my favorite anyways ||

[уєℓℓσω gυу @simulationxguy]

|| 🪱 are any of y'all from January or so still active or ||

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|| 🪱 I see y'all , banters going out in the morning. I'm incredibly drunk rn 🪱 ||

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|| 🪱 I'm in the mood to write the baby today , so lemmeknkw if you want me to @ you 🪱 ||

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points. and laughs.

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@lonelywcrm || 🪱 when you do and you want extra starters / version exclusive / pokemon you just can't find hmu I got u 🪱 ||

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|| 🪱 I have two switches and both scarlet and violet and I'm literally insane I'm playing through the whole game again just to get the box legend on a new profile to trade over so I have a complete living dex , I'm almost done too I just need scarlet's box legend 🪱 ||

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how many of the of the shrimp do you having to eat before you and go and what turn pinkish

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:o))

you look and are looking like and look like an oldish man again.

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SOFT GROAN. but he's following anyways...

❛ okay . . . won't forget! promise I won't forget again! ❜

[уєℓℓσω gυу @simulationxguy]

hallo :o))

[уєℓℓσω gυу @simulationxguy]

blinking hard for a long , long moment.

❛ . . . i do not, uhm. don't know that word? so i don't and don't like it. ❜

[уєℓℓσω gυу @simulationxguy]

>:o(

❛ n o. ❜

[ʜᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ, ʙᴀʙʏ @onearmedbastard]

*looks around*

I’m not one of them, am I?

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. . .

❛ nope! don't, don't like that word, nope. ❜

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❛ i have , uh. yeah!

i have so so many of the dads! ❜

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slowly blinking.

❛ you are . . . one of the of the -- three dads! ❜

[уєℓℓσω gυу @simulationxguy]

❛ eating corns. ❜

:o3

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a small pause. fidgeting intensifies.

❛ . . . what does it mean? it sounds like a lovely lovey lovely adult lovely thing.

it's what when adults kiss, yes..? yes! congratumaltions! ❜

he means congratulations.

[уєℓℓσω gυу @simulationxguy]

slowly fidgeting with his hands.

❛ so you're SPECIAL with uh, the special friend with the other one? that one. the teacher. ❜