Mocha

⚕️. 🌊 .🦋.✍🏻.📸. 👀. 🙍🏻‍♀️

[Mocha @sinamocha_]

@vinayakkm Tbf worldwide latina belt though. So epdi paathalum

[Mocha @sinamocha_]

I keep hearing Andoni in tamil (like Anthony in tamil, an-dhoni) and Idk why that makes me happy.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

“It’s about passion.” 💬

Head to All Red Video to watch the first part of Andoni Iraola's first interview as the new Reds head coach for free:

[Mocha @sinamocha_]

One of my favourite old twitter stories!! 😊

[Paris Zarcilla @ParisZarcilla]

And somehow it's been 8 years a catdad. Happy Birthday to my darling kiddos. I will never tire of celebrating the day they crash landed into my life.

[Mocha @sinamocha_]

@WalterBestBoy To hear you clearly and ignore you with

[Mocha @sinamocha_]

Atp I think we need to write a book for normies not in crisis - HOW TO SUPPORT YOUR SINKING NEURODIVERGENT FRIENDS WHO ARE CONSIDERING 🛘 BUT AREN'T ACTIVELY DOING ANYTHING BUT ARE ON THE BRINK BECAUSE THEY'RE TIRED, OVERSTIMULATED AND THE SYSTEM IS AGAINST THEM. BONUS THEY'RE ♀️

[Mocha @sinamocha_]

You can immediately tell who has never travelled in a bus before based on how they stand. Milady. You're not supposed to plant yourself like Nandi in the aisle facing the windshield.

[Mocha @sinamocha_]

I love it when somebody asks you something and you say something they are NOT EXPECTING.

[vani @paneerchillli]

"matcha jalebi with strawberry lassi"
words i never expected to put in that order

[charlotte @CocoAndMoses]

a story that’s even better when you know who the friend she was trying to set up was

[tomie tang uwu @tomiethetang]

usually if ppl have few/no friends it’s bc they struggle w/ social skills, depression, or have a busy schedule. none of those are moral failings. however I find it consistent that highly manipulative & selfish ppl are often charismatic & have huge friend groups who enable them

[LaPitu @la___pitu]

Mi hijo les dice “te amo, sos valiente bueno e inteligente” a los gatos, y me destruye que es lo que le digo yo todas las noches antes de dormir.

[Mocha @sinamocha_]

Sometimes even that's not enough

[Arethnes (she/them) @Arethnes]

It takes a suicide for anyone to listen in a desi family

[Mocha @sinamocha_]

Fond memories of a fellow who was tweeting about a match on the day of his actual wedding.

[4121 @muzangdab_10]

Boys man😂 this friend of mine got married last weekend, he hasn’t posted anything about the wedding, not himself nor the bride, guess who just posted Iraola?😂😂

[Mocha @sinamocha_]

Age, costume being the problem when the real problem is
1. Oberoi has zero aura that Alaipayuthe Maddy had
2. Eeadichan copy from MR scenes can't recreate the magic, Saathiya and OK Jaanu are proof
3. Chemistry 🤷🏻‍♀️
4. Then yes,there's an aesthetic problem. You can't copy art-eyes

[Lila Krishna @lilastories]

I can't stand the aesthetic of Hindi Alaipayuthey. Actors look way older, Rani is dressed like a behenji, and even their friend group doesn't look fun.

[Rita 📚 @maiden_of_spear]

Every Mamdani news be like:

NEWS: Mamdani has gifted a puppy to every NYC citizen!

[jam @scmilly_]

Pessoas em depressão costumam se isolar pq além de estarem exaustas, não querem ser um fardo. O resultado é um núcleo de amizade cada vez menor ou inexistente, agravando a situação. Mas amizades verdadeiras n guardam palavras bonitas para a sua morte, agem para salvar a sua vida.

[presley @g00doldays]

im losing it

[Cats with aura @Catsworldtweet]

She does it exactly how she was taught, what a smart little baby

[Natalie Morrill @natalie_morrill]

Recently my friend asked her adolescent son to find a nonstick pan in the kitchen, and he returned in despair after several minutes, saying, "They ALL have sticks."

[901 @901whodat]

It’s also not even an indicator.

The worst girl I know has several friends.