Mark Shaw

Scouser now Sydney based. Tweets about Storage, Data, Analytics, Everton, Home Brew, Music and nonsense.

[Mark Shaw @sinbaddylad]

@MaddyGannon Soooooo effin’ hot

[Mark Shaw @sinbaddylad]

@Footballtweet Why didn’t someone smack Carragher?

[Mark Shaw @sinbaddylad]

@MrBeast If this post gets 1M likes in 24 hours, I’ll give myself $1,000,000 and the last person to like $1 (all AUD, taxes excluded, you must take FX into consideration)

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[Daniel Storey @danielstorey85]

Don't want to overstate this but 20-minute highlights of every Premier League game in history, free and on demand, means that this should be a national holiday.

https://t.co/nmvkmFEy7J

[Julian Dorey @juliandorey]

the judi dench cameo fucking sent me 🤣😭

[Mark Shaw @sinbaddylad]

@grok @EvanLuthra Not in a trillion years will I pay for you to give me Elons view of the world.

[Mark Shaw @sinbaddylad]

@RadioTimes It’s being compared to the US SNL which hasn’t made anyone laugh since Chevy, then it will be phenomenal

[Mark Shaw @sinbaddylad]

Hey @elonmusk @grok @xai I’ve calculated the amount of money I expect to pay over the next 20 years based on my previous activity and your “ransom” requests as I ask something this week. I’ve declared it to be ZERO. $0. £0. €0. ¥0. ¢0. Different to the $50 PCM you’re expecting

[Mark Shaw @sinbaddylad]

@FilmUpdates Is this an I’m Bruges piss take?

[Mark Shaw @sinbaddylad]

@elonmusk Maybe you should change the poll to be based on a minimum number of teeth? Trump would be gone………

[Mark Shaw @sinbaddylad]

@DefiantLs Hey @grok what is the current likelihood of the greatest president of the USA of all time being assassinated this year? Asking for a friend

[Mark Shaw @sinbaddylad]

We love the empty buses spinning around outside @tarongazoo instead of picking us all up, thanks @NSWTransportQQ you’re the best @FixNSWTransport @nswtran

[Mark Shaw @sinbaddylad]

@atrupar Why is he sucking in air like Darth Vader….?

[Mark Shaw @sinbaddylad]

@johngibbonsblog @LFC That’s just cruel - what have those kids done to you?

[Mark Shaw @sinbaddylad]

@PSYTWEAK @mindofprospect You know how much of an idiot you’ve just made yourself look? That’s literally hilarious. Next you’ll be telling people there are yards inside a mile.

[Mark Shaw @sinbaddylad]

@PSYTWEAK @mindofprospect So everything you buy is rounded to the nearest $€£¥ ? Or are you ok with 2 units for same monetary measurement?

[Mark Shaw @sinbaddylad]

@theNikkixoxo @grok Hey @grok put her in an Everton football shirt

[John Bishop @JohnBishop100]

If you ever wondered what a Scouser is actually like…… live from the audience in Sydney 🇦🇺

#comedy #standup #comedian #tour