Bri 🐻🍯🍓

part-time muppet full-time menace

[Bri 🐻🍯🍓 @sincerely__bri]

no because when you think about it shows with laugh tracks are SO weird
why am i in the room with you???? and also ain’t shit funny????

[Bri 🐻🍯🍓 @sincerely__bri]

looks like a dunussy

[Bri 🐻🍯🍓 @sincerely__bri]

just drove past a taco bell cantina…. that hoe better still be there next year (im turning 21)

[Bri 🐻🍯🍓 @sincerely__bri]

@brandon_severs I AGREE!!! STRONGLY!!!

[Bri 🐻🍯🍓 @sincerely__bri]

i’d do anything to experience the club in the 2000s, new york in the 90s, and san francisco in the 70s

[Bri 🐻🍯🍓 @sincerely__bri]

@brandon_severs I LOVE THAT MAN

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I’m either wearing it, or i ate it 😭

[Bri 🐻🍯🍓 @sincerely__bri]

when people don’t like my instagram stories it feels like i’m bombing a stand up show

[Bri 🐻🍯🍓 @sincerely__bri]

skyrim is just GTA for people who play dnd send tweet

[Bri 🐻🍯🍓 @sincerely__bri]

flashback is my public enemy #1 next to nick canon

[Bri 🐻🍯🍓 @sincerely__bri]

i get secondhand embarrassment from people being so loud and so incorrect

[Bri 🐻🍯🍓 @sincerely__bri]

headphones not enough i need the song inside my skin

[Bri 🐻🍯🍓 @sincerely__bri]

losing the idgaf war but gaining an ep and another book so who’s really winning

[Bri 🐻🍯🍓 @sincerely__bri]

i was born to be in a teen dystopian movie franchise actually

[Bri 🐻🍯🍓 @sincerely__bri]

why was november one week long.

[Bri 🐻🍯🍓 @sincerely__bri]

@carmina_garay as they should

[Bri 🐻🍯🍓 @sincerely__bri]

nacho libre followed shortly after

[Bri 🐻🍯🍓 @sincerely__bri]

thinking about that one time i was in mental health treatment and they put on black mirror as if that was supposed to make things better

[Bri 🐻🍯🍓 @sincerely__bri]

thinking about that one time i was in mental health treatment and they put on black mirror as if that was supposed to make things better

[Bri 🐻🍯🍓 @sincerely__bri]

honestly i would have ate as a court jester in the middle ages