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i’m just saying whatever pops in my head so it’s timestamped for when i’m popular

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Why do I make comics?
Power of ✨exaggeration ✨

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Being loved by a writer is insane. Harry Styles alone has birthed 2 fanfiction-turned-novels-turned-commercial-movies and he's just a muse. #TheIdeaOfYou

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we as a society should really just put comedians in charge of teaching real/controversial issues - oh wait...I meant, professional comedians

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Someone explain to me how my shampoo always manages to fertilize my one eye in the shower, and somehow I always discover it at the end when I look at the mirror.

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Why is it called ADHD and not flash-ing? WH---okay that one I get, this was a bad idea

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Why is it called anxiety and not spidey sense?! WHY?!

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Why is it called self-isolating and not batman-ing? WHY?!

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Them at 11:59 pm:

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a student under a deadline and a werewolf on full moon are basically the same thing in a different font

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rock climbing is just lizardry - just saying

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But like why does preparing for competitive exams feel like mental military training?

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I think the sole reason why actors "make it" is cause of how they deal with uncertainty

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Skincare companies should starting hiring tearsmiths so they can bottle tears, cause have you seen the glow after a good cry? retinol could never

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Lightning is just a divine screenshot ⚡️

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I just realised that sharing this would be like a writers equivalent of a photo dump

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You rarely do it, often as a last resort and it totally works

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Waking up from a long nap and not knowing what time is it is the human equivalent of restarting your iphone

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I’m basically an overthinking goldfish

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I oil my hair just like an italian mafia gels theirs, we are not the same

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How is having a pantry different from storing nuts for the winter like a squirrel?

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Satsangs are basically desi concerts, just saying