єиιgмɑ✨

31. Virgo. Mother. Dice dealer 🎲

[kei 🍀 @lunaspecs_]

She’s right. In the same breath, I think a lot of the older gens hold on to people too long for the sake of history.

[Laiiyylaa @Laiiyylaa]

i swear depression gives you brain damage. No cap. Like, i feel like i’ve lost so much brain capacity after the really, really bad depressive episodes i’ve had in the past few years. My memory is so, so, so bad now. i can’t recall anything. i feel so dumb all of the time…

[єиιgмɑ✨ @SincerelyA]

One of you is pregnant now

[Frank? @sunk__costs]

What does it mean if someone’s knee is touching your knee for like five minutes straight and neither of you move acknowledge it

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

We SHOULD sacrıfice one billionaire a week until rent is under $800 again.

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

U let yo bad days affect u too much. U don't let yo good days affect u enough. Fix that.

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

Promiscuous squirrel you're teasin' me you stole all my nuts now you're up in that tree

[Amazon Prime @Pinky_Balboaaa]

I showed my friend this tweet and she said she dating to fuck sumthin she love

[ً @artfuIchaos]

being both crazy and self aware is wild because i know what i am about to do is insane but I’m about to do it anyways.

[Lame Vengeance @VengeanceLame]

Word for word.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

I’ll stumble across a new rap country artist named Joey Big Buck and Im like well he cant be the biggest artist in the world. And he is. And then I’ll find out about a tv show called The Little Things We’ve Come To Know and I’ll go well who watches this. Turns out it’s everyone.

[stewie garlic @strwberryvape]

"Suicide is selfish" sorry do you want me to kill you too

[ℓαηzу @lanzyszn]

this is one of the only times i’ve seen weed trips be animated correctly.😭

[MYMY 💅🏽 @themdolll]

I hate to sound like a lying ass nigga but I got a lot going on rn

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

This is like being a meth head and asking someone who's never done meth how they're going to get through their day without meth

[ash🍊 @ashmatics]

i die a little inside when someone irl suggests i use chatgpt for literally anything

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[єиιgмɑ✨ @SincerelyA]

Kids fs 😭

[mayank @maynkydvv]

ppl who wake up and immediately start talking are crazy

[gemini ❤️‍🔥 @fkabonetitties]

This is how I’m moving through crowds because people are actually stupid asf now and have no spatial awareness and walk entirely too slow all of the time

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when you fart so good your stomach ache goes away