Cayla Ann

I'm Cayla and I like food, books, people and I'm pretty funny (sometimes) so hi!

[Cayla Ann @sincerelycayla]

@VictoriaAveyard Is the Red Queen movie still in production? Please say yes 😭❤️️

[Cayla Ann @sincerelycayla]

Im happy dancing rn because putting baby to bed was super easy and then i got the house clean before he woke up #lifeofananny #mommoments

[Cayla Ann @sincerelycayla]

I think kids can sense when you're having a difficult day and they try their best to make it just a tiny bit more difficult #notnapping

[Chris Tatem @FawkesAshes]

I'm going to assume that the real reason @taylorswift13 released all her music on all platforms today was for my 3 yr olds birthday party.

[Cayla Ann @sincerelycayla]

puts sleeping child in bed.. shuts door quietly and baby is still sleep. Sits on the couch and then the baby is screaming #lifeofananny

[B R I 🥀 @bfredhead00]

guys: i wanna girl who's natural, slim thick, gorgoeous, can cook, and has a 4.0 GPA
girl: i like 6' +
guys: WOEEE we can't help that

[Cayla Ann @sincerelycayla]

mom showing how to take the lid off an oil and Jen goes "wait you don't use your teeth?" #same

[Cayla Ann @sincerelycayla]

It was pretty great hanging with Sara and comparing stories (she gives great advice y'all) #basicallyamom

[B R I 🥀 @bfredhead00]

*tries to make a sexy and smirky facial expression*

crush: "are you high?"

[Cayla Ann @sincerelycayla]

@bfredhead00 dude I'm so proud that was pretty spot on 😂

[B R I 🥀 @bfredhead00]

cayla called me out and it's sadly so so true

[Cayla Ann @sincerelycayla]

I took the time to put on fancy makeup and outfit, and then changed my mind took makeup off and threw on a pineapple shirt #meinanutshell

[Cayla Ann @sincerelycayla]

conversations only heard when playing cards against humanity;
"Is that genitalia?"
"no Ghandi" #truestory #lmao

[Cayla Ann @sincerelycayla]

I'm so clumsy chairs legitimately reject me, I think it's there way of trying to save me #clumsy #yesitsthatbad😂

[Cayla Ann @sincerelycayla]

Sometimes I wonder why I get nightmares... then I remember I share a room with the devil #littlesister #shesevil #loveher

[Cayla Ann @sincerelycayla]

as a writer it's really difficult to use "text talk" (yes I'm a grandma) to keep the word count low #writerstruggles #writerlife

[Cayla Ann @sincerelycayla]

does anyone else feel like their personality is not properly portrayed over text message? #isuckattexting

[Cayla Ann @sincerelycayla]

"I even had enough spit to like get it going good" - me talking about an accent I did well. #justtoclarify #nonotdirty #smh 😂

[Cayla Ann @sincerelycayla]

if you ever offer food (that is meat) to someone I suggest saying "who wants my non-metaphorical penis meat?" #justtoclarify #thishappened