Ferris Knight

Reader • Writer • Queer • Bipolar • Chronically ill • Caffeine consumer • Obsessed with vegan peanut cups

[Ferris Knight @sincerelyferris]

Excited to finally* share that I have a short essay and photo coming out next year in the American anthology Closet Cases: Queer Writers on What We Wear, edited by @MeganVolpert and published by @EtAliaPress in April 2020! #ClosetCases

*come on. Had to tell mum first :p

[Ferris Knight @sincerelyferris]

@CaneInPink Too cute

[Ferris Knight @sincerelyferris]

Things I didn't think adulting would include:

- having a smoke in one hand and chocolate yogurt in the other at 1.22am
- thinking that only Twitter would understand

[Ferris Knight @sincerelyferris]

😡😡😡

[Senator Jordon Steele-John @SenatorJordon]

Rosa Maria Maione - charged with the manslaughter of Ann Marie Smith - has only been given a 5 year ban by the @NDIS Quality & Safeguards Commission when Integrity Care SA - the organisation she worked for - has been banned PERMANENTLY. Unacceptable😡

https://t.co/3Sm0u7TNdU

[Ferris Knight @sincerelyferris]

What I'm missing at the moment

Wearing a bra I didn't want to wear to go somewhere I didn't want to go and talking to people I didn't want to talk to

[Ferris Knight @sincerelyferris]

Aunt life-
(To my brother) I'm definitely not using your son's head as a heater. But this heater has cold ears.

[Ferris Knight @sincerelyferris]

One day I'll press the "admit you need help" button

[Pill Pop Podcast @PillPopcast]

Yeah I’m iron deficient, but that’s not gonna stop me assembling a couch by myself!! #YesItIs #OhNo #ChronicIllness

[Ferris Knight @sincerelyferris]

So honoured to be a part of this 💖

[Pill Pop Podcast @PillPopcast]

Our new episode ft @ferris_knight is out now! Oh, and we also have a new pod home: https://t.co/NRLRbF0tFZ

[Ferris Knight @sincerelyferris]

Thank you so much to @CaneInPink And @GingerGorman for my birthday present. I am so excited to start reading it, especially on such an important topic that I want to learn more about. 💖💖💖

[Ferris Knight @sincerelyferris]

@CaneInPink Just a little bit close to home there

[Ferris Knight @sincerelyferris]

@CaneInPink I cannot wait to see this

[Ferris Knight @sincerelyferris]

@amylopan Complex Regional Pain Syndrome or waking up during surgery as they cut into my chest

[Ferris Knight @sincerelyferris]

@WritesFiona I've been ending conversations by saying "remember not to pick any door knobs"

[Ferris Knight @sincerelyferris]

Because time isn't real anymore I ate salad at 2am.

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

I guess I’ll never be able to lie to myself again about all the shit I would do if I just had the time.

[Ferris Knight @sincerelyferris]

Someone decided I didn't need to read. Is it acceptable to ask for an extension because my cat disagrees with the concept of assignments?

[Ferris Knight @sincerelyferris]

Atlas is helping me with my homework

[Christopher Ruz survived PAXAUS @ruzkin]

DO NOT APOLOGISE WHEN YOUR PETS JUMP INTO THE FRAME ON ZOOM CALLS. Was just in a conference with the CEOs of a major US org and Muffin jumped on my lap and the whole conversation stopped, IS THAT A CAT, SHOW ME THE CAT!
Everyone needs cats in these trying times.

[Ferris Knight @sincerelyferris]

I keep getting ads for Tinder atm. Have I been single for too long or is Tinder suffering because of social distancing?