Jesi Pie

Forever in search of contagious smiles, natural lighting, and a good place to curl up in and read 🌻

[Jesi Pie @sincerelyjesi]

If it's a maybe, it's a no.

Commit yourself to things that light your fire without coaxing.

[Jesi Pie @sincerelyjesi]

Sometimes I just need my husband to play video games with @mjk2983 so I can watch a true crime documentary and fold laundry without any guilt 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Jesi Pie @sincerelyjesi]

So far, one woman has stopped me to compliment my sweatshirt ✨

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Not even 5AM and someone was already incredibly disappointed that I look but don’t speak Spanish 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Jesi Pie @sincerelyjesi]

I have a morning to myself before work and I took myself to an old favorite bookstore that I loved to grab brunch and then peruse. I am so happy right now.

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I pregamed lunch with my parents by getting myself McDonalds. So when I met my parents, I got a salad.

I then drowned it in dressing and we all got pizza and cupcakes for dinner. So much for that ruse 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Jesi Pie @sincerelyjesi]

I’m on a tiny plane with 3 seats per row and it’s 6am and for those reasons, the old men going to Vegas for a bachelor party need to pipe down on the “exotic dancers and gambling” talk by just a little bit. #KeepItInYourRow

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…this makes me feel REALLY old.

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Not me, restarting my ACNH again so I can have something I feel like I can control…

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zuko and katara could’ve had the most epic enemy to lovers story but we were ROBBED

[Jesi Pie @sincerelyjesi]

“Then migrants.”

Oh-ho, here we go! 🥂

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Early morning Mother’s Day flight and the guy in the row in front of me keeps accidentally having Siri read his text to his mom out loud 😅

[Jesi Pie @sincerelyjesi]

Appreciate.

Do you say “uh-pre-she-ate” or “ahh-prish-ee-ate” ?

I keep meeting people that ahh-prish-ee-ate me and now I’m wondering if I’m wrong.

[Jesi Pie @sincerelyjesi]

Probably one of the sweetest texts I’ve gotten from someone I’ve worked with!

[Jesi Pie @sincerelyjesi]

Love is letting your dog sleep in the bed because she’s sad her dad is gone and is scared of the storm outside.

Oh, and she’s binging SVU with me because she’s also a Benson fan, duh.

[Jesi Pie @sincerelyjesi]

@AskTSA I have a twitterless friend that is dying to know - can you put a Jiffypop popcorn in your carry on luggage?

[Jesi Pie @sincerelyjesi]

My sister-in-law straight up thought Tomahawk steaks were called Tony Hawk steaks.

@tonyhawk #DinnerTime

[Jesi Pie @sincerelyjesi]

My inner troll comes out when Nick's takes a nap. When I'm working, he has a lot of energy and wants to show me things.

Now, I'm not working and he's sitting at his computer trying to play online chess and get better while I scream the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody.

[Jesi Pie @sincerelyjesi]

Boarded my flight to Tallahassee and someone asked me if I was going back to school after a weekend away 😂

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I just needed this on my feed.

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I am embarrassed of myself.

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My dad is driving listening to some classic feel good music and all of a sudden goes “Do you know this song?”i

I am awful. All I hear is “Castaways” and I can’t tell him that 😊