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[lover girl 💫 @sincerelyyjas]

Im so glad God has never left me 🩷

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

CONGRATULATIONS TO TRUMP ON OPENING THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, ESPECIALLY SINCE HE'S THE ONE WHO GOT IT CLOSED. IT TAKES A REAL MAN TO OPEN AND CLOSE THE SAME DOOR. ALSO, CONGRATS TO DONALD ON THINKING HE'D LOSE THE WAR IN 4-6 WEEKS BUT INSTEAD LOSING IT IN 38 DAYS. AHEAD OF SCHEDULE!

[Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @RepJasmine]

While they were busy cutting SNAP and health care for working families, Pete Hegseth spent $2 million on King Crab, nearly $7 million on Lobster Tails, and nearly $100,000 on a Grand Piano in the month of September.

This is where your taxpayer dollars are going.

Isn’t this supposed to be the Administration that’s targeting “waste, fraud, and abuse”?!? Make it make sense.

[MISSESHABABY. @baddieeey]

Why is the U.S. Department of Homeland Security on Twitter arguing with Cardi B? Y’all are a federal agency. Your job is national security, not clapping back at celebrities because they criticized U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. This is so dangerously weird.

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes

[Aye Yo B @BeSmoove7]

Me not understanding a word but still enjoying the Bad Bunny halftime show

[LARRY @larrycantellyou]

Bringing this back bc we didn’t forget.

[bhnso @bhnso]

me uncontrollably reading ahead when the book gets too exciting

[🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈Vivo Por Ella♦️🌊 לַיְלָה @CuleCaribeFC]

Not me. I am a proper hater.

[Keith Orejel @keithdorejel]

Trump is literally just suing his own government so he can pay himself off with taxpayer money. I don’t think there has ever been anything more corrupt in all the annals of US history.

[Bill Clinton @BillClinton]

I will not sit idly as they use me as a prop in a closed-door kangaroo court by a Republican Party running scared. If they want answers, let’s stop the games & do this the right way: in a public hearing, where the American people can see for themselves what this is really about.

[arquistix |-/ @arquistix]

parce qu’ils ont étudier l’histoire

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

ever since I was a child I knew I wanted to eat Chinese food

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Folded’ by Kehlani wins the #GRAMMYs award for Best R&B Song.

[Bitch, thrifty?! Hoe, money!! 💰 @_GodHerself]

Yall thinking Barnes & Noble is a cheap date is how I know yall don’t read lmao

Two books, a keychain & a bookmark is finna run you $100 in there 😂

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

There are so many things happening today my God i can’t keep my head on straight

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

Me at work with no idea what to prioritize because everything is urgent:

[Nini Dol @NiniDol_]

Something about being spoiled really sits right with me.

[JAIMESHA THOMAS @thatgirljaycole]

I wonder what a piece of fish, bread and hot sauce doing rn.