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bay areaa 📍

[mila @dadubiouschunk]

LOL my mom is looking through old files in the house and found the phone bill that helped her figure out my dad was cheating

[𝑚𝑎𝑖❀ @veryfinemelanin]

Who tf doubled it and gave it to me

[victoria @wuraa_olaaa]

me risking my entire future for 8 extra minutes of sleep

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

im never deleting this app LMAOOO

[4KAS @Iam_4kas]

When I want to put my earbuds back in, but the person won’t stop talking. 😭

[𝐊 ✰ @itssthyherinme]

What i am supposed to do?

[𝐊 ✰ @itssthyherinme]

Y’all why my baby daddy called the police on me because he said I gave him something 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🙄😭😭

[bell! ☆ @bellszxz]

quando eu tomo banho e o cheiro do sabonete fica no corpo

[kridiedofembarrassment @kridiedofangst]

"I'm gonna take a shower ttyl"
"without me? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺"

[Moiz 🥀 @MoizDBL]

Parents when you find out you have a friend of the opposite gender

[Top Fishing @trillaaman]

reconnected with an old friend who just now admitted they ghosted me because i dated a white man. “i knew you lost yourself and i wanted no parts”

[🫧🦋 @tracey09_]

“If you don��t do it for him another woman will.”

Me:

[ray 🫯 @hobisray]

your situationship finding out you skipped breakfast

[jnn @jenngaly]

Bitches out here 22 tryna be a housewife girl be a hoe

[madison (top 0.1% on sudoku) @madsmotionless]

taking back my like when I see “made with ai”

[Jeff Zhang 张佶润 @strangeharbors]

Told someone to shut the fuck up at the theater and they listened

[PENNY ﾒ𝟶 ™️ @xlucidpennyx]

My coworker told me he hasn’t got a raise after everyone got theirs. I told him “closed mouths don’t get fed” he went to hr and they fired him. He didn’t get a raise because he was supposed to be fired and they forgot

[ꨄꨄ @iwantedtobesai]

Remembering all the times I was in his messages being a pathetic bitch

[s @chxrmbraceIet]

okay we don’t gotta start making shit up now