When I was born they tossed me into a bin labeled 'No good', but then they fished me out, handed me a cane and a top hat, and told me I'd make it in show biz. I think I was tossed head first I'm so sleepy all the time, And violent. Bring me my tap shoes, I feel a song coming on
This sounds frivolous in the grand scheme of things but we need to support archivists, protect public libraries, protect journalists, writers, artists, photographers, and filmmakers. We need to continue to keep culture alive and educate our youth.
i’m watching the debate tonight with a rum and coke because the school i teach at is closed tomorrow due to a 🔫 threat and i’ve never felt more american
girl dinner and boy dinner both have microwave nachos but the difference is that boy dinner is made with a kraft single and girl dinner is made with shredded cheese
hearing never grow up for the first time again but this time in my big girl apartment instead of my childhood bedroom is going to be absolutely catastrophic to my mental health
It's finally time! Trans girl scout cookies!
Trans kids are under attack nationwide. The Girl Scouts has accepted trans girls and non-binary kids for years now. Let's make the lives of some trans scouts a little bit better and get tasty cookies to boot.
Thread of links here! 🧵