sincethedeathofgod

24, she/her, white.

[L @SomeBitchIIKnow]

There’s nothing quite like switching the heat on for the first time in half a year and having your nose assaulted with the scent of Eau de Housefire.

[spooky karl | iguinpilled @atelierisms]

modern qifrey losing the girls in a mall and almost killing himself

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣’𝕤 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝔹𝕒𝕫 @BazBombadil]

John Carpenter sounds like what I would call Jesus if I couldn’t remember his name

[pep 🐟 @SUBMARINER1941]

when i was like 8 years old with undiagnosed autism and i learned about intellectual property and copyright law and i pulled up to recess the next day like bad news guys. we can’t play avengers anymore. we’ll go to jail

[肉魂菩薩 @anrxcangel1997]

lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.

[𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐚 @pradapearll]

elle fanning wearing custom valentino at the academy museum gala

[Petirep @Petirep]

Say what you want about Elon Musk - he’s always pushing the limits and finding new and innovative ways to kill Tesla drivers, and I think that’s something we can all appreciate regardless of politics.

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

i love when animals become friends with a completely different species like nobody told them they're supposed to be different. they just saw a friend and went with it.

[caroline :) @soonrightaway]

feel kind of bad for Jenna Ortega on this one lol. everyone was clowning her for only starring in slop so she signed on for an Academy Award winning writer/director’s adaptation of a Nobel laureate’s latest novel. the only problem was the Academy Award winner was Taika Waititi

[ga @gabahn]

q pergunta boba eh óbvio q eu me mataria

[maja 🐾 @Lez_Yezhov]

Imagine minding your business and a 6'4 toddler shows up

[seagull @whotookseagull]

i dont think ive ever seen someone grip a bird like theyre about to huck a 102 mph 4 seam fastball. i didnt even think that was possible. im learning.

[KSB 🩶 @kiryussideburns]

you hit 25+ and these become your only three emotions

[Hermit @hermitfriend]

there's something so disingenuous about a swatted mosquito leaving behind a dramatic red splatter

"oh noooo, look what you've done to me" mf, that is MY blood

[its jex btw @beersmoker93]

looking at peoples outfits at the train station to learn from them. big jeans, baby tee, cute little jacket. i dont have a cute little jacket. i dont have anything

[CABRA 🗯️ @fauzyaponte]

Wolf in chic clothing

[akira 🎃🪽 @akiraswan0]

you get 3 nanoseconds to clean ur oatmeal bowl before cement forms

[jua♡ni @juaniposting]

como vas a encajar la trompita ahi te amo