these bull markets are getting annoying
2017 u just show up and buy anything and everyone is rich
way more fun and effortless
can someone just fking make indexes for meme coins, rwa, ai, game fi, L2, whatever the fk else
i just want to throw money at stuff and win man
🧵 I just kicked my intern through a WeWork glass door and broke 2 laptops. Why?
$INDEX is live
This isn’t a product.
This is a Solana-wide takeover disguised as an index fund.
$INDEX — the last thing you’ll need to buy on-chain before you make millis or die trying
👇👇👇
12/ This is not a thread. This is a warning.
If you're still buying random shitcoins off a spreadsheet and calling it strategy…
You deserve to get dumped on.
Tag a blud who bought WIF at +90% and needs redemption.
Let them be free.
🧵 I just kicked my intern through a WeWork glass door and broke 2 laptops. Why?
$INDEX is live
This isn’t a product.
This is a Solana-wide takeover disguised as an index fund.
$INDEX — the last thing you’ll need to buy on-chain before you make millis or die trying
👇👇👇