Sinful Shelly

Don't mind me. Just another face on your follower list. Old guys find my liberalism cute. I own 3 minions.

[Sinful Shelly @SinfulShelly]

That beer was so worth the write-up at work.

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Sinful Shelly @SinfulShelly]

@MerriamWebster Chlamydia

[Sinful Shelly @SinfulShelly]

@sntgeorge @OliLondonTV Planes.

[DeificDragon 🇺🇦 ☮ 🌵 @DeificDragon]

Anyone who thinks the Covid vaccine is going to alter their DNA should probably welcome the opportunity.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Bald eagles are the college student bird of prey bc they have no money and will eat anything if it's free.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Whoever filled out a cougar sighting report and wrote "your mother" under the description drop your @ we just want to talk

[Isaac Fitzgerald @IsaacFitzgerald]

Just watched a man at a bar in Penn Station order two martinis, pay for them, promptly pour them into an empty Evian bottle, and then walk out all while Billy Joel’s “Uptown Girl” played on the jukebox. Happy holidays!

[Groovyhoovy @Groovyhoovy]

Winter Storm Warning: Snow models indicate anywhere from 1 to 83 inches. Could start Wednesday afternoon at 4 or 5. Maybe not until Thursday morning. Or night. Maybe not at all. Actually, it might just rain. Don't know. So, buy bread and milk. Dress warm. But not yet.

[Barnes & Noble @BNBuzz]

Well? At least we still have books!

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Listen, if you are going to someone's house for Thanksgiving, compliment their baseboards. That is what they are spending today cleaning.

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

trump announcing he's running for president one week before we have to see all our uncles at thanksgiving is arguably the most twisted thing he's ever done

[Rave On @raveon49]

What the hell happened to "if I lose then you'll never see me again" ?

[𝑴𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒆🇺🇲 @Endthemisery1]

Can New Mexico get some love please?
💥 Governor D
💥 Both Senators D
💥 US Congress D
💥 Secretary of State D
💥 Attorney General D
💥 State Legislature D
Free college, free childcare, pro choice! So proud of my state 💙💙💙

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

If you are in line before the polls close today: stay in line.

[Rep. Saira Draper @SairaForGeorgia]

Don't tell me energy is low around voting.

Just received a report out of Kansas that a voter was told she couldn't vote while wearing her partisan t-shirt.

So she took it off and voted in her bra.

[Sinful Shelly @SinfulShelly]

@davidhogg111 Everyone agrees to have a Twitter account… that’s it.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Let’s get married and have kids so instead of a lazy Saturday morning we can panic because a sports uniform didn’t get put in the dryer.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Matt Gaetz is everything the Republicans are looking for in Hunter Biden.