A cat by the window

I'm still tired from last year.

[A cat by the window @Prero22]

[Asking someone out]

Um...so do you want to come to my exorcism next week?

[Julz @T0xic__AF]

you look like you know how to parallel park and also get us banned from a chili’s

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

ME: hi
CHINESE SPY: I have a boyfriend

[s @clbpngniskill]

you met me at a very bojack horseman time of my life

[DaddyJew @DaddyJew]

Me: alas, my greatest adversary, we meet again

Adversary: I’m literally just one chore

[“eduardo!” @lalotridi]

lo que no te mata te hace miembro honorario de the tortured poets department

[vish⋆.ೃ࿔🌸*:･ @ivishyouwould]

honestly coming out of her coma the day after her 18th birthday was the cvntiest thing she could have done

[мультиИнтеграл.・゜゜・ @BlackIntegral]

Ао3 воскрес в воскресенье это не иначе как божественное провидение и второе пришествие

[Norris @Mister_Blanket]

love how everyone collectively agreed that ao3 is a she, like yes she's our beloved dead wife

[sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy]

I read the reviews for a $9 spatula like I'm buying a house.

[sunny closed comms @sunnyntdemon]

No importa que aun no podamos entrar a nuestras cuentas de Ao3 todavía, nuestra esposa está despertando del coma. Esto es como la trama de amnesia temporal. Debemos apoyarla y esperar a que se recupere

[bread @pizzapurist]

the amount of upkeep it takes to not get depressed is straight up depressing. i feel like an exhausted clown dancing to entertain a fussy kid, except I’m both the kid & the clown.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

You ever fall sleep wearing jeans like nothing matters like nothing has ever mattered

[A cat by the window @Prero22]

@goldenlitee This drama is truly different from all the others somehow. It changed me the way Weak Hero and 2521 did.

[Dfw_camo @dontplay_z]

Millennials really mastered the art of being both, deeply traumatized and extremely funny about it, I love us.

[sami | cw: reborn rookie @yohanatrix]

thinking about choi jeongyo & his insanely selfless way of loving again

[A cat by the window @Prero22]

@iamatrueidiot Making me cry on a Sunday in public, at the mall huh? Well you know what thank you 🥹😭

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

not Y2K hitting almost 27 years late

[alya’ @sevilmedmkii]

bence bu sene yılbaşı bizi kutlasın 2026’dan nasıl çıktın diye

[mick | being tortured at uni @downbadwriter]

ao3 returned on a Sunday just like Jesus

[Darla @ddsmidt]

I heard that Microsoft crashed. You may not know this, but I’ve crashed before too. I just didn’t make such a big deal about it.