Riley Salinger

this is a fictional character, portrayed by Josh Beech. I am no imposter, merely a gamer.

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http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gx8jSdJ yeah, this guy.

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I think I love this guy. as much as I can love while still getting to screw whoever I want every weekend.

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@istillseeyou holy crap, get my halfnaked sister offline right now!

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that Harry kid keeps hanging around, kinda growing on me though

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just got a very unlikely visitor

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I'm a sleep walker,walker,walker

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I'd like to out @istillseeyou right now. if you're a girl, you're cool, if you're a guy, you're 62% hetero. I'm hoping you're a cute guy

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@gotsPNash careful... queer is one of the words they flagged you for!

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I just want to take this time to advertise that @gotsPNash is only 31% hetero... I KNEW IT.

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I'm only 1% straight! hahaha! RT: @dontsquashjosh: http://www.stockholmpride.org/howhetero/ BAM I'm 4% gayer than my boyfriend!

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oh hell no

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he's had his eyes on me for months. I can't believe Harry finally came out. sorta. he's still not gonna get me

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school is for chumps. skipping.

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I'm so proud of my sister finally getting laid again. maybe she'll be nicer now...

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I went over to Rena's last night to get one of my notebooks, and she was definitely having sex... and not with herself

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oh and before I forget...

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I feel like if @gotsPNash wasn't such a homophobe and would have sex with guys, he wouldn't be in his current situation...

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@micwilhal it IS simple

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being gay is NOT contagious. jsyk

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of course, with that stick up her ass, he's probably pretty boring, too...