Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis
1. Date a 23 year old
2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it
3. Double down on drinking
4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs)
7. Get divorced
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands
@meishato the biggest part of the problem at the moment is yes while there is problems on both sides, There are no bids of connection to try to truly lift each us up. We keep pointing fingers at both sides and for each others mistakes. We are supposed to make progress TOGETHER not apart
Want to steal 50 million dollars?
Well, the Hawk Tuah girl did.
She launched a coin, rugged it, and then shamelessly went to sleep like nothing happened.
Here's how Hawk Tuah stole $50M from her fans 🧵