Steven Singer

CIO | IT Strategy & Digital Transformation | ERP | Cloud | DevOps | Cybersecurity | Food Distribution | Philadelphia, PA | Building tech that scales businesses

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

JPMorgan's Jamie DImon has said Coinbase, $COIN, CEO Brian Armstrong is "full of sh*t," per FOX.

[Steven Singer @singersteven]

"You don't fix internal voids with external accolades." Chris Williamson

The tragedy of success is that it’s an unteachable lesson. You have to get the money to realize it doesn't fix happiness. You have to get the fame to realize it doesn't fix self-worth.

[Steven Singer @singersteven]

@XfinitySupport - what’s going on been almost 16 hours now?

@Xfinity & @XMobileArena worst first day launch experience ever; spoke to 10 reps all whom told me keep waiting or try again in an hour

iPhone 17 launch you blew it! Store couldn’t even fix it today? #iPhone17

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

7/6/2024

[Steven Singer @singersteven]

@elonmusk @Tesla o have been trying to get my FSD transferred for 6 months now, support refused but it’s just a button push! I paid for this; help

[Steven Singer @singersteven]

@JuliusSilvert Selects @comcastbusiness to Power the Future of Food Distribution #food #comcast #JuliusSilvert https://t.co/azQJkgdOes

[Steven Singer @singersteven]

It’s on Confluence. It’s in Jira (scroll to comment 47). It’s in the private repo. It’s on the network share—no, the other one. Yeah, you need legacy VPN access. Try logging into the VM first. Still getting an error? Did you check the warehouse Wi-Fi?
#WorkplaceHumor #DigitalWork

[Greater Long Island @Greater_LI]

BREAKING: A massive wildfire is currently running rampant through the Pine Barrens. Brookhaven Town Supervisor shared an aerial video of the blaze.

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Starting ‘em young! From tiny hands to big appetites, Chick-fil-A has been a family favorite in our house for years. My boys are already loyal fans—just like their older sister, who’s kept the tradition alive through her college years! @ChickfilA, I think we’ve got a lifetime membership in the making!

#ChickfilaFam #EatMorChikin #RaisingChickfilaFans #NextGenChickfila #FoodieFromBirth #FamilyTraditions #ChickfilAForLife #FriesAndSmiles

[Steven Singer @singersteven]

If you never heal from what hurt you, you'll bleed on people who didn't cut you.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Almost half of Canadian businesses plan to shift more investments and operations to the U.S. to mitigate potential tariffs and maintain market access, per the Globe and Mail.

[Steven Singer @singersteven]

Congratulations @Spencers

NextChapter 🔜
#BigMovesAhead
#StayTuned
#GameChanger
#EvolutionInProgress
#NewEraLoading
#MajorShift
#UnderWraps
#SomethingBigBrewing
#TheCountdownIsOn
#ReimagineTheFuture
#NewBeginnings

#PlatformShift
#ChangingTheGame
#BeyondTheHype
#EndOfAnEra
#AdaptAndThrive
#SocialMediaShakeUp
#FutureFocus

[Steven Singer @singersteven]

✨ Fall in love with your life! ✨
☀️ Wake up early.
☕ Savor your favorite coffee.
🚶 Go for peaceful walks.
🍴 Enjoy delicious meals.
👗 Wear confidence like an outfit.
🎶 Listen to your favorite music.

It’s the little things that make life extraordinary! #MindfulLiving #SelfCare #PositiveVibes #Gratitude #Motivation #LifestyleGoals #LoveYourLife #SmallMomentsBigJoy #SelfLove #Happiness

[Steven Singer @singersteven]

I asked AI for relationship advice, and it suggested I ‘optimize my emotional algorithm’—but I’m pretty sure my wife just wants me to load the dishwasher correctly. #TechLove #ArtificialInsanity

[Steven Singer @singersteven]

People say you should ‘treat yourself,’ but every time I do, my bank account treats me back—with regret. #Adulting #BankAccountHasFeelingsToo

[Flyers Nation @FlyersNation]

People forget that the Philadelphia Flyers saved the National Hockey League.

[Steven Singer @singersteven]

A raccoon breaking into my trash at 3 a.m. is the most ambitious entrepreneur I know. Zero funding, no sleep, just vibes. #StartupLife #TrashPandaChronicles

[Steven Singer @singersteven]

I may not be able to waddle as adorably as Pesto the penguin, but I can certainly outpace him on land. In a triathlon, it all comes down to who has the better bike! 🐧🚴‍♂️ #PenguinChallenge #TriathlonFun

[Steven Singer @singersteven]

The Gulf of America. More than a name—it’s a statement. Leadership that redefines borders, asserts dominance, and makes no apologies. #Strength #Leadership #AmericaFirst

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Donald Trump says name of the Gulf of Mexico will be changed to Gulf of America