Jeevika Jae Singh

I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one. ;)

[Jeevika Jae Singh @singh_jeevika]

@IM_DSF thanx happy new year to you too

[Jeevika Jae Singh @singh_jeevika]

I've never had a new years kiss, or a mistletoe kiss but i did have a hershey's kiss and it was spectacular

[Jeevika Jae Singh @singh_jeevika]

You, are the flat tire on a rainy freeway at rush hour of my life.

[Jeevika Jae Singh @singh_jeevika]

Sneezing while driving is my version of extreme sports

[Jeevika Jae Singh @singh_jeevika]

Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time.

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

Me getting dressed

[Jeevika Jae Singh @singh_jeevika]

Bathurst proves you can fix anything with duct tape ;) :P

[Jeevika Jae Singh @singh_jeevika]

Just because you know my name, doesn't mean you know my story.

[Jeevika Jae Singh @singh_jeevika]

When you wish upon a star,
you're actually a few million years late.
The star is dead.
Just like your dreams.

Soz... Totally not soz

[Jeevika Jae Singh @singh_jeevika]

High school renditions of footloose are just the worst. #lameasfuck #wasteoftime #ruinedaperfectlygoodthing

[Mr J in the UK @mrjintheuk]

"@Rajsoni895: ...true love It happens accidentally, in heartbeat,a single flashing,throbbing moment."

You said "throbbing". Tee hee hee...

[Sly @slyoung5]

Her: My, what big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf
Wolf: Better to eat you with
Her: Women want tongue not teeth. Fuck off.

Fairy tales are hard.