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I Am Paradoxical🍃'The storms in my head ruin the garden that my soul holds:

[आ𝕣ꪖꪜ @singhaarav059]

Definitely not in your universe which is good for them though you can live in your own delusional world who's stopping you. The cartoon shows the ground reality most Indians face daily with jobs getting tougher rupee slipping inflation biting uneven growth and sky high inequality while your cherry picked GDP number hides how the gains are going to a few big names only. Keep celebrating the headline Rishi the rest of us will stick to what we actually see on the streets.

[आ𝕣ꪖꪜ @singhaarav059]

It's good to be smart but not oversmart and this suits you quite well here Mr Kilhor. The point isnt that the ratio cant be reduced just because its a competitive exam. Increase the number of seats create more opportunities in other sectors build new avenues with proper infrastructure so students have real choices instead of everyone piling on the same few exams. That automatically reduces the burden lowers the number of aspirants chasing the same seats and improves the ratio naturally. Blaming it all on competition misses the bigger failure of limited options. You're wrong here.

[आ𝕣ꪖꪜ @singhaarav059]

"Power of a whatsapp group and UPI... and you still wonder why only Telegram got banned."

[आ𝕣ꪖꪜ @singhaarav059]

Prof saw a 19yo and instantly went full 'beta, sit down, I'll explain Telegram to you' + facepalm Bro ended up getting publicly schooled by the same students on Twitter. Claimed a fake 'special feature' that doesn't even exist, got fact-checked into oblivion, and now the entire timeline is laughing at him. This is exactly why Indian academia is stuck professors who think they know everything but can't handle basic tech reality. The hierarchy just got humbled. Facepalm indeed, sir.

[आ𝕣ꪖꪜ @singhaarav059]

This logic is straight-up braindead, bro. You’re out here defending the government’s pathetic last-minute Telegram ban as some genius short-term masterstroke, while pretending it drastically reduces leaks. In reality, every single student with a free VPN, or access to Signal, WhatsApp, Discord, or even Instagram can bypass it in seconds, and the leaks just shift exactly like they always do.

You claim nobody is saying it solves the whole problem, but then you hype it as “logical immediate damage control” for the NEET crisis, as if the government deserves praise for panicking after failing for an entire year failing to raid the mafia, arrest insiders in coaching centres, and overhaul the NTA printing, transport, and security systems that got exposed last time too.

Your house thief analogy is the weakest part. When thieves keep breaking in every exam season, the real homeowner the government should’ve fixed the broken locks, installed alarms, and caught the gang months ago. Instead, they waited until the night before and just boarded up one random window, while the crooks laugh, move next door, and keep robbing lakhs of honest students’ futures.

You mock people as inexperienced keyboard warriors who can’t make decisions without AI, yet here you are bootlicking incompetence like a LinkedIn slop merchant pretending that punishing 150 million real users who rely on Telegram for study groups, communication, education, and work is fine because some fraud channels exist. The root failure is the system that allows paper leaks in the first place, not the app being used.

And don’t even start with the overconfidence lecture, when your take is peak copium for repeated government failure that keeps happening exam after exam with zero accountability, zero prevention, and only cosmetic band-aid fixes that achieve nothing long term except more frustration for students while the real culprits stay free.

This isn’t pragmatic crisis management. It’s pure face-saving laziness that sacrifices millions’ access and trust just to look like they’re doing something. The government had a full year after previous scandals to dismantle the network, but chose inaction. Now your defence is to defend that exact failure instead of demanding they actually do their job, instead of outsourcing blame to one app. This logic doesn’t deserve brain cells it’s absurd, embarrassing, and disconnected from reality.

[आ𝕣ꪖꪜ @singhaarav059]

Sir with all due respect as someone who deeply values your contributions to computer science and education in India I must point out that your understanding of how Telegram actually works seems outdated or incomplete here. The core claim that Telegram lets people silently edit old messages or swap PDFs while hiding any trace of change is simply not accurate. Every edit on Telegram shows a clear edited label right next to the timestamp visible to anyone in the channel or group. The client code is open source and developers have publicly shared the exact parts that handle edit dates and display them. You mentioned an indirect way during JEE Advanced where someone faked a leak without leaving a trace. If that happened it was likely through screenshots that cropped out the edited tag or through clever forwarding tricks but that same thing can and does happen on WhatsApp Discord Signal or even regular email chains. Cropping a screenshot or sharing a forwarded image without context is not unique to Telegram. WhatsApp edits also show timestamps in some views yet we do not ban it because the real fix is verifying the source not shutting down tools. Fraudsters will simply move to the next platform or use VPNs which millions already do for Telegram anyway.The bigger issue is not the messaging app. Paper leaks and fake leak panics stem from weaknesses inside the exam system itself poor security in question paper handling and organised rackets that have insiders. Blocking Telegram for a few days might create a short pause but it punishes millions of legitimate users students sharing notes small businesses running bots teachers and communities for something the platform did not create. It is like banning all roads because some people speed. Students are already stressed enough with re-exams. Adding confusion by restricting a popular study tool right before NEET does not build trust it erodes it.Instead of feature bans or app blocks that feel like last-minute patches we need stronger root fixes better encryption and custody chains for papers faster digital watermarking AI monitoring for mass cheating patterns and transparent data releases so rumours die quickly. India has brilliant tech minds including at IIT Kanpur. Let us focus that energy on securing the exams properly rather than blaming one app. Genuine leaks or fakes hurt students most. Addressing the source will do far more than temporary restrictions ever can. I hope this comes across as constructive sir because the goal should be fair exams for everyone not just controlling the noise.

[आ𝕣ꪖꪜ @singhaarav059]

well what to expect from an it cell troll how would he know how big telegram was and what kind of work it was used for how many business coders programmers developers traders students and so on were using the platform for their needs Sinha what a pathetic IT cell troll you are defending this stupid one week Telegram ban like its some big achievement. Spare us the lecture you bootlicker.Telegram had over 150 million users in India not some small shady corner. It was packed with real people doing real work. Coders and programmers sharing code projects and tech discussions. Developers building stuff. Traders running market groups and signals. Students prepping for exams with notes doubt clearing sessions and study material. Small businesses coordinating teams freelancers closing deals edtech channels helping lakhs of kids startups hustling. It was massive because of big groups easy file sharing and no annoying corporate control like WhatsApp. You think all these people are criminals? No you idiot they are the ones actually building India while you sit and spread propaganda.Every single platform is full of scams and fraud. X has it Reddit has it Facebook Instagram WhatsApp has tons of it. So why only Telegram gets banned? Simple. Because it doesnt bend the knee fast enough to government orders. WhatsApp stays safe because thats your favorite tool. Thats where you IT cell guys and godi media share daily propaganda routines forwards and coordination without any headache. Ban WhatsApp and your whole fake narrative machine collapses. Thats the real reason hypocrite.Durov nailed it. This ban punishes 150 million normal Indians instead of catching the actual leakers. The cheats just moved to other apps anyway. Banning the platform doesnt fix your broken exam system where papers keep leaking. You are not protecting students you are cheering selective censorship that hurts the hardworking coders traders devs and students the most. Own your failure in securing exams instead of blaming an app. Pathetic. Cry harder Sinha you absolute clown.

[आ𝕣ꪖꪜ @singhaarav059]

Bro this Telegram ban is the dumbest most braindead decision our babus have taken in years. Salute to these geniuses who think blocking an app for 15 crore Indians will stop NEET paper leaks. Yes some cheating rackets were misusing Telegram for selling fake papers and wrong things but the same bullshit happens daily on WhatsApp groups Signal channels Instagram and every other platform. So whats the big difference why single out only Telegram and punish 15 crore normal people for it Arre bhai the real leaks are happening from inside the system printing presses corrupt officials coaching mafia and insiders not from some random channel. Instead of fixing that rotten exam process they are destroying lakhs of genuine students who are already stressed like hell. Millions use Telegram for study groups doubt solving notes sharing and last minute prep. This ban is breaking their hard work not catching the actual cheaters. And its not just students yaar. Programmers and developers run their entire AI agents coding communities trading bots and automation scripts on Telegram its their daily workspace. One ban and thousands of live projects get destroyed. Traders miss real time market signals price alerts and community tips. Small businessmen lose order updates delivery notifications supplier chats and customer groups. Journalists freelancers teachers and professionals who depend on its fast secure channels for work everything gets screwed. VPNs are already running full speed leaks have shifted to other apps in minutes and common people are the only ones suffering. This is not governance this is pure laziness and stupidity. Stop scapegoating platforms stop harassing normal Indians and fix your broken system properly. We are completely fed up with these knee jerk reactions.

[आ𝕣ꪖꪜ @singhaarav059]

Absolutely spot on, Doc. This country isn't "governed" anymore it's being run by fools and low-IQ babus who only know one solution: ban, block, bury. Politicians are just the pretty faces on TV. The real loot and rot runs from top babus to the gram pradhan, from judiciary delays to every tender and exam paper. Everything is a scam layered on another scam. Quality control? Zero. Accountability? Joke. Public suffering? Just another day. We don't need more bans. We need a complete system reboot. The whole rotten structure has to go. Otherwise we're just managing decline, not building a nation.

Jai Hind... but with eyes wide open.

[आ𝕣ꪖꪜ @singhaarav059]

@kalkiverse08 Just a reminder: WhatsApp is India's biggest anti-India propaganda sewer fake news, lynch mobs, communal hate, and riots spread daily. Maybe start banning Meta first instead of choking Telegram? Selective as fuck.

[आ𝕣ꪖꪜ @singhaarav059]

😂😂What kind of brain-dead fool are you, dude? Even if we pretend it was “only WhatsApp” (which it wasn’t CBI reports confirm PDFs were shared on both Telegram + WhatsApp), why the fuck ban Telegram then? Some clowns edited old messages to fake timestamps and make it look like the paper leaked before the exam? Cool story. So the “solution” is to collectively punish millions of students, businesses, and normal users worldwide with BGP hijacking? How exactly is this stopping actual paper leaks? Real mafia just moves to Signal, new WhatsApp groups, or whatever. Ban doesn’t touch the NTA insiders or the actual leak networks. The agenda is crystal clear: not stopping leaks, but stopping mass circulation and stopping the public from seeing how badly the system failed again. Pure optics + crony boost for Jio/WhatsApp while India looks like a clown show internationally. Ohh god you absolute fool😂😂 Go simp harder for useless overkill that solves nothing. Padh ke aao pehle.

[आ𝕣ꪖꪜ @singhaarav059]

@NoMoreBurnt @alwarkadiyaan @AshwiniVaishnaw @GoI_MeitY @PMOIndia But that's good for the country no if people will stop eating gutkha then how the country will turn into bhagwa colour ? Hindu rashtra banaana hai ya nhi banaana hai.

[आ𝕣ꪖꪜ @singhaarav059]

Bro, I literally never said the paper was "leaked on Telegram". I said it was used as a medium of circulation for the cheating networks which is exactly what happened. You're the one deflecting now. The ban was rushed because of NEET paper leak panic, yet officials themselves admitted proxies & VPNs make it pointless. Real operators just moved to WhatsApp/Signal groups. Ordinary students, aspirants & businesses are the ones suffering while Jio/WhatsApp quietly gain from this. BGP hijacking messing with global routes (even UAE) isn't "smart enforcement" it's overkill that makes India look reactive and foolish. Study the full picture before calling others out. This isn't solving leaks, it's collective punishment + crony side effects.

[आ𝕣ꪖꪜ @singhaarav059]

Bro, you're not 'defending India', you're just simping for govt incompetence😂India is Telegram's BIGGEST market and your brilliant solution is to ban it instead of negotiating properly? Congrats, now every kid with a brain is on VPNs (downloads spiked hard, check the charts). The app didn't die, it just went underground. Leaks moved to WhatsApp groups, Signal, and 50 other platforms within hours. You think forcing metadata surrender makes us 'safer'? It just trains people to use tools that are actually untraceable. Real countries regulate without throwing tantrums and punishing 150 million normal users because some coaching mafia leaks NEET papers. Durov told you the truth this is lazy governance, not strength. Weak move. Next time try actual enforcement instead of collective punishment. India deserves better than this kindergarten policy.

[आ𝕣ꪖꪜ @singhaarav059]

Calling a whole paragraph "cope" while ignoring the actual point? Classic deflection.The ban was pushed hard for NEET cheating rackets and paper leak panic officials themselves admitted proxies & VPNs make it ineffective anyway. Real cheaters just shift to WhatsApp groups or Signal. Ordinary students, businesses, and families get hit for no reason.BGP hijacking by Reliance isn't clean "enforcement" it's messing with global routes, affecting users outside India too (UAE etc)
.That's not targeting scams, that's collective punishment and route sabotage that conveniently boosts Jio/WhatsApp market share. Pushing for full blocks across all providers just screams crony moves over real solutions like going after the actual leak networks. This "win" is pure Streisand bait more VPNs, more resentment, zero long-term fix.Cope with the facts next time.😂😂

[आ𝕣ꪖꪜ @singhaarav059]

Lmao Gov just banned Telegram till June 22 to "stop" NEET paper leaks. Are you fucking kidding me? Who are these braindead bureaucrats sitting in AC rooms suggesting this genius idea? I wanna salute their zero IQ with both hands. You actually believe blocking one app will contain the leak? The real shit already leaked from inside – printers, insiders, coaching mafias with bags of cash and now you're pretending the paper won't spread because Telegram is down? Clowns. Absolute clowns.

The actual leakers with money and connections don't need public Telegram channels named "NEET PAPER LEAKED TODAY". They handle it offline, through calls, WhatsApp groups, physical handovers, whatever the fuck they want. But no, let's punish millions of normal users instead of fixing the rotten system that keeps leaking every damn year. This is peak incompetence man. Paper gets out from the source and these idiots think banning the messenger stops the message.

And the hypocrisy is killing me. Digital India this, Digital India that UPI, online everything, Aadhaar linked to your ass, pushing everyone to go digital... but the moment there's a real problem in their precious exam, the only button they know how to press is BAN. Block. Shut it down. Can't secure one fucking exam properly after all these years, can't catch the big fish who sell the real papers, so just choke the platform everyone uses. Brilliant. What a joke of a governance.

Students are already stressed to death, parents selling land for coaching, and after all the scams and cancellations, now this. The real culprits with direct access are chilling because "ab spread nahi hoga na". Haan bhai, leak toh ho gaya but at least log dekh nahi payenge Telegram pe. Problem solved right? Fucking laughable. This shows exactly how hollow and incompetent these officials are. Zero understanding of how anything actually works on the ground.

Every time shit hits the fan it's the same story ban the app, ban the site, blame the medium. Never fix the root. Never go after the powerful networks who make this possible year after year. We're supposed to be aspiring superpower or whatever but our exam system is so porous and our response so childish that this is the best they got. Ban Telegram. What kind of fools are running this country bro? Seriously. I'm done.

[आ𝕣ꪖꪜ @singhaarav059]

Bro, you're the CEO of a niche AI dating app built around "serious marriage in 18-24 months," running a 13-person company that survives on press coverage, and now you're lecturing Pavel Durov and 150 million-plus Indians on how Telegram works?

The irony is incredible.

You pivoted from a failed pseudonymous social platform into a premium matrimony product, but suddenly you're a cybersecurity and platform policy expert because you've seen scams on dating apps?

Let's look at some of these claims.

"Nobody uses Telegram for messaging in India."

Really?

Tell that to the millions of students, UPSC aspirants, developers, startup founders, doctors, educators, and community managers who've used Telegram for years. Large groups, massive channels, bots, cloud storage, file sharing, study communities, software communities, business updates there are entire ecosystems built on it that WhatsApp simply wasn't designed to handle at the same scale.

Maybe from inside your dating-app bubble it looks irrelevant. Outside of it, that's not reality.

Then there's the "it's mostly scammers" argument.

Scammers are on every platform.

WhatsApp. Instagram. Facebook. SMS. Phone calls. Email.

India's fraud problem didn't begin with Telegram and it won't end with Telegram. If a platform feature is being abused in a specific scam, address that abuse. But pretending the platform is primarily a fraud machine ignores millions of legitimate users who rely on it every day.

Even after restrictions, the same content and networks simply moved elsewhere. That's what always happens. The medium changes. The underlying problem stays.

And "Telegram should've been banned years ago"?

That's a bold statement coming from someone in an industry that constantly battles fake profiles, impersonation, catfishing, extortion attempts, and identity fraud.

By that logic, should dating apps be banned too?

The point isn't that Telegram is perfect. It isn't.

The point is that blanket restrictions are usually the easiest response, not the smartest one.

What makes this especially frustrating is the confidence. You're presenting this as some deep understanding of what's happening on the ground when it sounds more like a Gurugram boardroom take than actual ground reality.

Students, businesses, educators, developers, and communities use Telegram every day for completely legitimate reasons. Dismissing all of them because bad actors also exist on the platform is lazy analysis.

Maybe focus on fixing problems within your own industry before calling for broad restrictions that affect millions of people who did nothing wrong.

Stay in your lane.

Building a dating app doesn't automatically make someone an expert on internet governance, platform policy, cybersecurity, digital rights, or how large-scale communication networks actually function.

Sometimes the smartest thing to do is admit the problem is bigger than the app you're blaming.