विशाल

random internet struggler. sapiosexual. seh lenge tdha.

[विशाल @singhsahaaab]

Teacher: Roz kitne derr padhte ho?

Me: Jitne derr phone charge hota hai

[smoky 🛒 @losethewar]

i genuinely think about this every night

[𝑒𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑎 @elyradream]

a reminder that nothing is permanent

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you call someone and they don’t answer

[chicken boy 🐓 @badrechicken]

i think this is objectively the best tweet to ever grace this website

[唯我独尊・宮内蛍 @real_hotaru]

trve…so fvcking trve

[femboy mac macdonald @lilmollzerz]

you've heard of Porn Brain. well i've got Film Brain. i'll be looking at a sunset and think What A Terrific Shot. WHAT "SHOT" YOU IDIOT? THAT'S LIFE!

[Aashka @aashkax]

I think going on a trip to Mumbai would heal me somehow. The rain pouring from the sky, the view from sea link, the quiet aestheticism associated with the roads of Mumbai, the dusk observed in the beaches might just fill the void in my heart.

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lmfao

[Megha @HeyItsMegha]

I always thought Udupi was a temple town.

Turns out it gave me one of the most relaxing beach weekends I’ve had in Karnataka.

✓ Friday night bus from Bengaluru
✓ Saturday at Kodi Beach + Mangrove Kayaking
✓ Sunday at St. Mary’s Island + Malpe Beach
✓ Back in Bengaluru before work on Monday

Approximate cost per person:

🚌 Bus: ₹1,500 one way
🛶 Mangrove kayaking: ₹300
🚕 Local transport: ₹500 per person in 2 days
🏕️ Stay: Depends on the property and season

Saturday:

📍 Stayed near Kodi Beach with direct sea access
📍 Surf boards provided by the host
📍 Peaceful beach with very few crowds
📍 1.5 hours kayaking through the mangrove forest near Kodi Beach

Tip: Go early morning or after lunch. Midday can get very hot.

Sunday:

📍 Malpe Beach
📍 St. Mary’s Island (don’t miss this)

The boat ride takes around 30 minutes and the volcanic rock formations are unlike anything I’ve seen near Bengaluru.

2 hours on the island is enough. Carry water.

After returning to Malpe, enjoy the beach or try the water sports like Goa

Before heading back, don’t miss lunch at :

🍽️ Thimmappa Fish Hotel

One thing I liked about Udupi:

It felt peaceful.

No rush. No pressure. Just beaches, seafood and slow evenings and lots of fun.

If you’re from Udupi, what else should I add to my next trip

[Old Internet @OldInternetFeel]

Mean Girls (2004) / House MD (2009)

[Minifilm Flicks @Minifilmflicks]

Directed by Denis Villeneuve.

[विशाल @singhsahaaab]

@wrotagonist Vienna

[Rodger @TheRodged]

The "you instantly die if you quit your job" economy.

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When I'm ordering food for bro and he starts using PHILANTHROPIC CONJUNCTIONS such as "and"

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

he looks like an evil lizard pretending to be a person. spot on casting

[Ahmed Says @AhmedGT_]

2-2(1.0)

[विशाल @singhsahaaab]

@TB1Kinobe still Zombies will find a way to infiltrate

[Covie @covie_93]

A FIFA referee has spent more time in federal custody for being Somali than anybody on epstein's list who raped kids.