tr(Ashley)™

Momma 🐻| Libra ☀️ Cancer 🌙 Capricorn ⬆️| 30 | Pediatric Therapy Assistant 👩‍⚕️|

[tr(Ashley)™ @singlebrainc3ll]

I was stress eating a cheeseburger from McDonald’s in the parking lot before I drove home and an old man in the car next to me wouldn’t stop staring so I stared him in the eye and shoved the rest of it in my mouth like a complete maniac and drove away.
I hope I scarred him.

[tr(Ashley)™ @singlebrainc3ll]

Father’s Day will always make me sad because of some idiot I barely know

[tr(Ashley)™ @singlebrainc3ll]

Any other moms out there refuse to let the fam come grocery shopping with them or is that just me?
#overstimulatedmomsclub

[tr(Ashley)™ @singlebrainc3ll]

Y’all ever dread a task so bad that you end up being hyper productive with any other task aside from the one you NEED to do but it’s fine ‘cause at least you were productive?
Same

[tr(Ashley)™ @singlebrainc3ll]

A van is just a trap house on wheels

[tr(Ashley)™ @singlebrainc3ll]

I love when you catch your person picking up on your mannerisms and sayings. ☺️

[tr(Ashley)™ @singlebrainc3ll]

Ask if I’m emotional - fuck yeah

[tr(Ashley)™ @singlebrainc3ll]

You know I’m yours
And I know your mine
And that’s for all time

[tr(Ashley)™ @singlebrainc3ll]

Not my circus, not my monkeys

[tr(Ashley)™ @singlebrainc3ll]

When life’s a hypothetical dumpster fire but for once it isn’t your dumpster?
Feels weird man

[tr(Ashley)™ @singlebrainc3ll]

@barelybetty27 Just, no

[tr(Ashley)™ @singlebrainc3ll]

When he tries to come crawling back but you’d rather chew off your own arm than be in his presence.
#redemption

[tr(Ashley)™ @singlebrainc3ll]

Frozone and his wife arguing over his super suit is probably the most relatable scene for anyone in a relationship

[tr(Ashley)™ @singlebrainc3ll]

You ever get real introspective and just sit back like

[tr(Ashley)™ @singlebrainc3ll]

Hopefully one of your alter-egos decide to go to therapy because damn, man

[tr(Ashley)™ @singlebrainc3ll]

I responded because we took bets on if the answer would be “because you’re smoking”

We were all terribly wrong.

[tr(Ashley)™ @singlebrainc3ll]

@barelybetty27 Me to him

[tr(Ashley)™ @singlebrainc3ll]

Satisfying to know that the entire island now knows you’re a piece of shit.

[tr(Ashley)™ @singlebrainc3ll]

Unfortunate that it took me almost 5 years to find out

[tr(Ashley)™ @singlebrainc3ll]

“Everything you do leaves traces, doesn’t it. The life you’ve lived is written all over you, for those who can read.”

[tr(Ashley)™ @singlebrainc3ll]

Let the dominos fall where they may