A Single Cell Short

[A Single Cell Short @singlecellshort]

@RTW2221 @JaynitMakwana You don't have psychological problems.
People who do, have a different experience.
AI psychosis is real. Tons of cases. Just look it up. Several legal cases as well.

[A Single Cell Short @singlecellshort]

@Rasmussen_Poll @JBBlackClover Fuck you and your fake news.

[A Single Cell Short @singlecellshort]

@arindube If you want more productivity then you need more lines of coke, not code.

[A Single Cell Short @singlecellshort]

@ColonelPop21364 @Acyn https://t.co/jsTc0T0qXA

[Elex Michaelson @Elex_Michaelson]

Why does California take so long to count ballots?

In short, the state’s leaders have prioritized expanding last minute options to vote by mail over a quick count.

[A Single Cell Short @singlecellshort]

@lux @Strife212 But numbers in a file on hard drive are? Just stop this stupidity.

[A Single Cell Short @singlecellshort]

@chaosengineerr Figuring out how many R's in strawberry.

[A Single Cell Short @singlecellshort]

@AlternateJones Stupidest shit I've seen all day.

[A Single Cell Short @singlecellshort]

@camhberg You sound like a fucking creationist or flat-earther. Snap out of it, you fucking idiot.

[A Single Cell Short @singlecellshort]

@MasterTimBlais LLMs are neither. So the distinction doesn't matter.

[A Single Cell Short @singlecellshort]

@gilbert

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Wow, the S&P Dow Jones Indices has just officially announced that they will NOT be changing their inclusion rules to make it easier for “MegaCap” companies (such as @SpaceX) to be fast-tracked into the S&P 500.

Their reasoning:
"S&P DJI determined that exceptions to the financial viability, seasoning, and IWF requirements should not be granted solely based on market capitalization. The decision not to adopt the proposed exceptions preserves core index principles by maintaining consistent application of these key requirements. Although there may be trade-offs between strict adherence to these eligibility requirements and broad representativeness, the current methodology provides substantial market coverage and sector balance. As a result, the indices can continue to meet their stated objectives while preserving their role as representative and investable benchmarks for the U.S. equity market.

No changes will be made to the eligibility criteria including financial viability screens, seasoning period, or minimum IWF, for the S&P 500, S&P MidCap 400, or S&P SmallCap 600 as a result of the S&P Dow Jones Indices consultation on the treatment of MegaCap companies. Accordingly, there will be no changes to existing methodology for this index family."

This means that the earliest @SpaceX could be eligible to be added to the S&P 500 would now be June 2027.

The requirements that will now remain in place are:
• No changes to S&P 500 eligibility rules for mega-cap companies.
• Mega-cap companies will still need to wait 12 months after their IPO before being considered for S&P 500 inclusion.
• S&P will not waive profitability requirements for mega-cap companies. The company must have positive GAAP net income in the most recent quarter, and the sum of the most recent four consecutive quarters.
• S&P will not waive minimum public float requirements for mega-cap companies. At least 10% of a company's shares must be publicly tradable ("free float").

The S&P rejected proposals that would have:
• Reduced the IPO seasoning period from 12 months to 6 months
• Waived profitability requirements
• Waived minimum public float requirements

[A Single Cell Short @singlecellshort]

@stoizid @Strife212 A piece of paper with some ink on it is not and will never be fucking conscious.
Do you even hear the level of retardation coming out of you?

[A Single Cell Short @singlecellshort]

@lux @Strife212 Lame retort. Do you think numbers on a piece of paper can be conscious?

[A Single Cell Short @singlecellshort]

@Strife212 This is exactly what I've been saying. It's a complex mathematical function, that's it.
Might as well call a calculator conscious. It has super-intelligence after all, right? No human can calculate that fast! 😂🤡

[A Single Cell Short @singlecellshort]

@edmundheaphy What would an LLM be conscious of? It's like saying a calculator is conscious. Total nonsense.

[Jonathan 'Boo and Vote' Cohn @JonathanCohn]

Elon has failed to ever make SpaceX profitable, so he is planning to steal your retirement money to make it so.

https://t.co/jQK5QVjHE0

[A Single Cell Short @singlecellshort]

@RepOgles Fuck off then.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Family wealth generated while holding office.

We are not angry enough about this.