The Single Girl CPT

The day in the life of a brutally honest single girl | relationships | friendships | sex ;) | you name it, ill tweet about it |

[The Single Girl CPT @singlecpt]

When guys randomly send you pictures of their d*cks. Just no!

[The Single Girl CPT @singlecpt]

I can't stand overly emotional people. Keep your shit together!

[The Single Girl CPT @singlecpt]

You know what's unattractive? Desperation!

[The Single Girl CPT @singlecpt]

I wish we never dated

[The Single Girl CPT @singlecpt]

Tell me what a person finds sexually attractive and I will tell you their entire philosophy of life - Ayn Rand

[The Single Girl CPT @singlecpt]

You are sex personified.

[The Single Girl CPT @singlecpt]

Your lips. Your facial hair. Your eyes. Your tattoos. I don't think I could get tired of looking at you!

[The Single Girl CPT @singlecpt]

Some guys just pull off lip rings so well that ut makes my insides tingle

[The Single Girl CPT @singlecpt]

When guys just don't get the "I'm not interested" picture *rolling my eyes*

[The Single Girl CPT @singlecpt]

I wish I could meet someone better, someone who I could love more so that you would be a distant memory

[The Single Girl CPT @singlecpt]

You infuriate me!

[The Single Girl CPT @singlecpt]

Ahaha RT "@AphroditeAfter5: Some guys are so fucking weird http://t.co/NhV8Z50OiV"

[The Single Girl CPT @singlecpt]

People always ask me why I'm still single. Answer: I seem to only meet dim-witted idiots.
Where are all the intelligent men in cpt hiding?

[The Single Girl CPT @singlecpt]

I don't think I will ever love someone as much as I loved you

[The Single Girl CPT @singlecpt]

If you're sexy and you know it and you really wanna show it, get into porn

[The Single Girl CPT @singlecpt]

Relationship status: I eat A LOT of chocolate

[The Single Girl CPT @singlecpt]

I hate it when guys say "I miss you" when they don't even know you. Not sure if that's creepy or just shitty game?