SingleintheShires

Just when you think you’ve got it figured out, the universe intervenes. But it also clears out the rubbish and paves the way for bigger and better things.

[SingleintheShires @SingleinShires]

@Wendys Seattle Airport is out of fries. This is a travesty! 😢😢😢😢

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@EnglandRugby @owen_faz Shame he can’t count fucking seconds in his head 🤬

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For those currently watching @EnglandRugby this is a reminder @bbcstrictly just started on BBC One and that’s going to be much better telly… their contestants show up.

[SingleintheShires @SingleinShires]

Accidentally ordered an @ZARA parcel to my old address. But it’s fine right as I spent a lot of money on @RoyalMail redirection?… oh… scrap that.
So if it didn’t work for the parcel what the hell else hasn’t made it to me Royal Mail????

[SingleintheShires @SingleinShires]

Six months ago tomorrow my world fell apart.
The last six months have been the best of my life!

[SingleintheShires @SingleinShires]

Four relationships, three kids, moderate performance in a full time fob in tech, occasional model and writes & records shite music. If anyone wants lessons in time management speak to TJ Ojo!

[SingleintheShires @SingleinShires]

Another of Mr TJ Ojo’s harem crawled out of the woodwork last night making FOUR girlfriends he had at the same time. Who has the fucking time and energy????

[SingleintheShires @SingleinShires]

Hey, if anyone’s still here i’m heatherlou2 on threads 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

[SingleintheShires @SingleinShires]

@MissLundgaard Earned it after the shit show start to the year 😂

[SingleintheShires @SingleinShires]

I BOUGHT A BIG GIRL HOUSE!!!
The Spinster Towers flat has served me well but if I’m committed to this single girl aesthetic I needed a 4 bed house for dressing room, office and guest room. And I did it ✨

[SingleintheShires @SingleinShires]

@MattBombHead Still not managed to run that hill so decided to move somewhere flat 😂

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@MattBombHead Different Shire. Moving to Oxfordshire

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@mark_halstead A narcissist sociopath with no moral compass 🤷🏼‍♀️

[SingleintheShires @SingleinShires]

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads… except my ex who used to use his kids as a cover to get away with having another girlfriend for the whole of the three years we were together. You can rot in hell 😂

[SingleintheShires @SingleinShires]

Just when Uxbridge thought it couldn’t get any worse!

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@notsosexintheci Like sticking your head in a fan oven whilst someone throws sand in your face. But everywhere has AC so you don’t care there

[SingleintheShires @SingleinShires]

Watching #Kardashians trying to “drive stick” and getting nostalgic over failing my driving test for riding the clutch… because this episode is how NOT to drive a manual 🤦🏻‍♀️

[SingleintheShires @SingleinShires]

@Mikes_Brother 😂

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My ex has posted on Instagram for the first time since I found out he’d been leading a double life… who wants to troll him for me?