Single Life Rants

Certified Single Lady™ on the loose in Canada's capital #Ottawa #bi #singlelife #singleliferants NSFW/18+ ♏[email protected]♏

[Single Life Rants @singleliferants]

In case any of you forgot, we are GODDESSES & FUCKING GLORIOUS FEMALE WARRIORS!🙅🏼 #amypoehlerismyhero
#SingleLadies https://t.co/wXTfIi1A8U

[Single Life Rants @singleliferants]

Let the good times roll! 🍪🍪🍪 https://t.co/Vd4e4NJalP

[Brigitte Anderson @BrigitteAnder17]

hadn't planned on eating a singular cookie for dinner tonite but sometimes that's how things roll. #singlelife

[Single Life Rants @singleliferants]

@Dylanhayden an admiral pursuit, sir! Dragons must be slain! 🐲🗡

[Single Life Rants @singleliferants]

This made me laugh so goddamned hard! Hahaha https://t.co/Dm0W9flsMH

[London Marmite @LaurenNotLozza]

A haiku for the modern woman #dating #singlelife #haiku #CosmoBlogAwards https://t.co/ScGmISolcG

[Single Life Rants @singleliferants]

@iamkrisadamson #storyofmylife #iknowthatfeel ✌🏻️💗

[Single Life Rants @singleliferants]

@singleliferants Another prime example Hahaha!! #stoptheinsanity

[Single Life Rants @singleliferants]

Ive come 2 find this theory's the real deal. Never underestimate the power of a man in grey sweats #TheMoreYouKnow 🌈

[Single Life Rants @singleliferants]

Pretty much the #storyofmylife 🙆🏼🍆

#singlelife #penismagic #men #datingdilemmas #singlegirlproblems

[Single Life Rants @singleliferants]

@NatQueenD Yaaassss girl yassss!!!⚔🛡🚺

[Single Life Rants @singleliferants]

Looking for new apt. Best one I've found so far, is OF COURSE in my Ex's bldg. This is a city of 1 mil ppl #bastard #fml #singlelife #myluck

[Single Life Rants @singleliferants]

@elsayrmuszynsk1 true dat 🌿👌🏻✌🏻️😎

[Single Life Rants @singleliferants]

@hoobeeapp @D_White00 sounds like a boring life for that 40% 😒

[Single Life Rants @singleliferants]

@K_Dilla thank youuu!!!

[Rules of Ungagement @ungagement]

Amen. Go big or go home. https://t.co/vdLW298AHI

[Single Life Rants @singleliferants]

Happy Birthday to me 😢🎈💩
#singlelife #menaredicks #atleastimstillhot https://t.co/BlWHMSQZwB

[Single Life Rants @singleliferants]

Officially trust no one. Can tell hes lying but cant call him on it. I hate confrontation. It's also my bday. #fml https://t.co/eJwuVYert6

[Single Life Rants @singleliferants]

My life is currently the embodiment of a Taylor Swift song. I am fucked.
#singlelife #butthisisgettinggoodnow

[Single Life Rants @singleliferants]

Might as well smoke that shit it isn't doing me any good anyways #uselessheart #stopmakingmefeelthings