the bitch journal

I was a single parent and the things that happen when we try to live the dream and raise our children. Occasionally we need to bitch..buckle up. Now hitched.

[the bitch journal @singleparentsay]

@news4buffalo Oh but signing up with the military qt 18 to possibly get oneself blown up is ok but no smoking til 21 makes total sense. #smoking #army #navy #CoastGuard #Marines #war

[the bitch journal @singleparentsay]

@JensenAckles Mardi Gras baby!!!

[the bitch journal @singleparentsay]

@JensenAckles

[the bitch journal @singleparentsay]

"Firestick wasn't plugged in all the way."

"Well that explains why I wasn't getting anything..."

#CoupleGoals #marriage #whathesaid #whatshesaid #talk #AmazonPrime #firestick #comeonbabylightmyfire #humor #funny

[the bitch journal @singleparentsay]

@JensenAckles Hell yea!!!

[the bitch journal @singleparentsay]

@chrissyteigen Screw the critics.

[the bitch journal @singleparentsay]

"They" say you lose sleep with a baby
Not so much. You lose sleep with a husband
#sleep #marriage #men #women #families #love #laugh #funny #insta

[the bitch journal @singleparentsay]

#BadWifeMoment "I'm so sorry I suck as a wife."
Hubs: "no you don't."
"You're right. It's been awhile. I'm sorry." #love #husbandandwife #relationships #funny

[the bitch journal @singleparentsay]

@AGT that little girl just rocked it! That was a fucking concert!! @Flaujae

[the bitch journal @singleparentsay]

@DrPhil She jumped on the car

[the bitch journal @singleparentsay]

@DrPhil Ok sounds to me like this chic is a passive aggressive antagonistic victim...

[the bitch journal @singleparentsay]

Ugggg when you ask a "yes" or "no" question and get a 29 minute dissertation answer.
#QuestionOfTheDay #answers #yesorno #reallydidntcare #justbeingnice #sortof #talking #quiet

[the bitch journal @singleparentsay]

@JensenAckles How's it look. Mom.

[the bitch journal @singleparentsay]

After having 2 humongous babies, my bladder has become quite demanding. It makes me pee every hour. #babies #pregnant #labor #pee #bladder #sucks #medical #issues #fun #goodtimes

[the bitch journal @singleparentsay]

If I'm quiet most of the time, I probs don't have anything nice to say. #steelmagnolias #gossip #benice #talk #whatstheword #411 #MeanGirls #iamreallynice

[the bitch journal @singleparentsay]

He asked if we were written in the sand or the stars...we're married now. So stars.
#olddominion #hitched #married #igotahusbandnow #wtf

[the bitch journal @singleparentsay]

#JessicaJones editing goof number 3...season 2, epi 3 18:00 in... leaves in a blue t, arrived at IGH in a white t... #tv #NetflixTH #KrystenRitter #editing #postproduction #petpeeves

[the bitch journal @singleparentsay]

Aaahhh girls night out. Suburban mom style.
How do you make things happen?
Because I say so. #weneedchairs #drinks #menus #food #hangry #beingaboss #WildNOut #GirlsNightOut #Goodtimes

[the bitch journal @singleparentsay]

@NancyPelosi Stop speaking puppet.

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@cw_spn Yay!!! Happy dance!!!