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I’m ham on wry.

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@JoyceCarolOates We will ask that question until the answers become too many to remember. I hate it here.

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Wow! I attended a PD on @Quizizz at my school and learned SO much! 🤩🙌 #youcanwithquizizz #QuizizzPD @AlanaColabella

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“Are we good? Something felt weird to me.” Says the 16yo young man to his girlfriend. THIS is what it looks and sounds like for a man to care. #thatswhathesaid

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

That's a MOON of Jupiter. Making an eclipse. On Jupiter. That I'm capturing "from space" 367 MILLION miles away. How could someone NOT become absolutely addicted to this hobby?

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We went to The Mall of America, and there were SO MANY RIDES. We rode… the escalator. #Specialest

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“It’s a heart made of butterflies for you, Mom!” #Specialest

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“Is that BB8’s dad???” #Specialest

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At O’Hare. We rode every escalator we saw. At least twice. I love the stuff that delights my kid. #Specialest

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#Specialest “Is this healthy? I think it’s fruit.” Rainbow sherbet.

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#Specialest My kid packed 4 things in his backpack. One of those things was an inflated balloon.

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My son named our trip “Special-est” because “we’re gonna play Spies!”

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@edenrobins It’s rude, but honest. She said of everyone she loves.

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Daily timeline of parenthood favorability, by @TheEvilWitches https://t.co/wiFZXF990f

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How I turn my children into anarchists: I say, “It’s time to get your shoes on!”

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I’m gonna catch hell (from all 2 people who follow me) for desecrating this American icon, BUT OH DANG THIS IS GREAT

[Preet Bharara @PreetBharara]

This is the most brilliant thing on the internets right now

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@evanjacover You’re wrong. AGAIN. 😘

[Andy Slavitt @ASlavitt]

COVID Update: I’ve interviewed well over 100 experts now. With omicron, the graphs & opinions are many but the truths are muddled.

There are plenty of contradictions including 8 important ones. In that muddy world, 2022 will be shaped by differing circumstances & 3 attitudes. 1/

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@adalrifai @misterarnie @adalrifai The new album is called Old Willenium 😬

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@ginnyhogan_ Correct version: 2020, too

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@evanjacover this is a thread for you