Soup 🍜 | King of Waves 👑 | Prince of Tides 🌊

23 // KC Chiefs fan // unserious sport enjoyer // avid car part enthusiast // this website is a joke

[Soup 🍜 | King of Waves 👑 | Prince of Tides 🌊 @singularitysoup]

where the fuck do fruit flies even spawn in from?? these mfs just show up

[Big Nate Season 2 @ndogid]

Working retail or driving a car really does open your eyes to the fact that most people are sub-sentient biosludge

[rattie @ratxgurl]

I promise you are not prepared for how bad the costume is

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

i dare you to unmute this

[Big Tony @MrFatMouth]

@mints_____ What if they leaked GTA6 due to postpartum depression?

[📽️ Red Tribe Cinema @ClayWendler]

Mitch Holthus losing his mind over Harrison Butker's 69-yard field goal.

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

69-YARD FIELD GOAL TO END THE HALF 🦵

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

robot gore on the timeline it's lit

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

reasonable probability of death

[skye domie @skyedomie]

max scherzer in the clubhouse tonight

[US Chemical Safety & Hazard Nonaffiliate @sexualprisoner]

Guards! Cleave this nigga in twain!

[HBTC @hbtCHIEFS]

a coach that coaches 🔥

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

This game came on when i was a sophomore in college and a FWB invited me over same day and I said we could turn it off early if the game was bad and she got increasingly exasperated with me after I got over and refused to turn the game off to have sex

[The BOGGART @HNilbog]

"#KiIIAIIMen" "Men are tr@sh" "I choose the bear" "Let's put men in camps" "The male suicide rates are too low" "I hate men" "Let's have a 'man-curfew', "Men are useless" "We should enslave men and harvest their sperm" etc, etc

Yeah... can't imagine why misogyny is on the rise.

[The Transformed Wife 🦋 @godlywomanhood]

For those feeling sorry for Lindsay! 😭

[Peter Hague @peterrhague]

Hi girls

We guys also have a hormone that makes us want to commit murders. It’s called testosterone.

Murder is still wrong, and we still punish people for it.

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

> Lindsay Clancy case goes viral online
> Women learn about the case on TikTok
> They start defending a literal child mսrdеrеr
> Study reveals TikTok makes women rеtаrded

[Dkay @dkayofficial_]

I’m not gonna lie, even I didn’t think it was this bad

Hundreds of thousands of women maniacally defending a woman who murdered her children in cold blood

One of the children even ran to another room after seeing his two siblings get killed by his mother, and began calling for help and asking her to stop. She chased him, and then killed him

Anyone siding with someone like that should instantly be given the death penalty

[Lovers’ Guide 💟 @guideforlovers]

Want to see how fast “I’m tired” becomes an argument?

Say it as a man

[captive dreamer @captive_dreamer]

New fear unlocked in America: You go out to fill up the car and come back and your wife has killed your three children and half the internet tries to blame you for it