Craig Schmeltzer

[Craig Schmeltzer @SingularityWon]

@LORWEN108 Yes. To think, there are more synapses in the gut exceeding the brain and then with… muscle memory;our “gut feeling” is perhaps smarter still!?

[Craig Schmeltzer @SingularityWon]

I am the Hell Beast from Timbuktu.

Don’t ask why am I so blue.

I remember that yesterday I was more likable.

Now I just misbehave and everyone is frightful.

Things were copacetic when I was amiable.

Socially awkward and seemingly incapable.

People said things like; It is nice to meet you, too!

But I have to see this thing through.

I cry like hell and I know that heaven isn’t the answer for me or for you.

When hurdles and castle walls seem to stand while all I can do is cry and crawl.

Slither and creep and eternally weep.

Inside the Castle it is built not for all.

I gambled with compulsion and acted in haste.

Now here I am Hell Bent Beast ousted and replaced.

Gross and grimy, nasty and slimy.

I ride the wave and take the form.

Just a thing for others to scorn.

So fine it is I even sprouted two horns!

God help the poor bastard with a red cape and sword!

I charge like a bull and sting like a bee and brought the nest, the hornets and the wasps with me!

Gregarious, amiable, likable and nice!

My personality was victim of a heist!

Today you don’t see what I yesterday was to be.

I bring the stench everywhere with me.

Blame the world and find yourself alone!

Good luck in finding a home.

Because Timbuktu isn’t for the pretty and certainly not for you.

I dash in and out of Hades Gates.

Burned, disfigured, dreaded and hated.

Sad wouldn’t you say?

If beautiful I was yesterday?

Don’t blame yourself he who lit the first flame.

I need the fire in order to forge the fame.

[Craig Schmeltzer @SingularityWon]

What a great Segway for my app!

https://t.co/5UPix8rLAH

The stars are always late to the party, and the sun gets ahead of its own dawn, while still somehow arriving after the fact such that we can view the ray of sunshine with our retinas, I have made TimelyUNA!

It helps all over the whole concept of spacetime and light lines.

[Craig Schmeltzer @SingularityWon]

The stars are always late to the party, and the Sun gets ahead of its own dawn, while still somehow arriving after the fact such that we view the rays of sunshine as the photon travels, I have made TimelyUNA!

It helps us mull over the whole concept of spacetime, now observable, now actual…and light lines, etc.

https://t.co/5UPix8rLAH

[Craig Schmeltzer @SingularityWon]

I want a statistician online right now. Fact checking needs to occur prior to the release of News bulletins:

Did you pole your demographic properly!?

This is an outlandish, frivolous claim of some alleged bottom rung tier of society otherwise known as the other one percent!? Lmfao

[Craig Schmeltzer @SingularityWon]

Ohh snap! My turn my turn!! Let me at Ancients and the “today’s” version of stuff.

First things first. We really need to reconcile Catholicism with Christianity, the descendants of the Aramaic and the Muslims…and today. No small task. Maybe I shouldn’t go shooting off at the mouth; I see that now. I bit off more than I could chew and I’m coughing up a lung over here.

[Craig Schmeltzer @SingularityWon]

Don’t let that kind of stuff get you down, man.

I independently “invented”microchip technologies, and software augmentations for Apple AirPods Pro…kinda, a little bit. So what!? Grants me no rights. No patents. No stake.
Remember, if someone has to take from you, they must really need to. If you didn’t find out until after the fact, my advice is to never look back. (In these cases) because if you have a genuinely good idea that someone has to take from you because they don’t have one of their own; I’ll bet you’re gonna have another one and another one and another one and another!! I believe that about you. And not because I’m biased about the name Craig.

Go ahead and tell me an original joke. I bet you can do it right now. lol now or after you tell me!? Both. Ok. lol

[Craig Schmeltzer @SingularityWon]

I feel like PeeWee Herman did this same skit?!!?

Only he didn’t blame laziness for his invention. Smh but, nevertheless…cool.

I don’t like folding clean clothes…can we fix clothes so they don’t need to be folded!? There. I just made someone a billion dollars in a new line of clothing altogether…S***** B***** anyway, did my ADD kick-in there? Or are we doing our laundry!?

[Craig Schmeltzer @SingularityWon]

@Stellarixorine Vortices and convection.

Simple.

Yet elegant and impossible.

Thanks, Werner von Braun! Ahem.

And Nikola! Everyone seems to forget about Nikola!! Wait, did you ever even know in the first place about Nikola!??

Ahh well, it’s a victory dance, at any rate!

[Craig Schmeltzer @SingularityWon]

I used to tell to people picture a trampoline and a bowling ball in the middle with a tennis ball rolling around the outside… to describe Gravity and its affects…of course your video is far superior to my hyperbole!

Now just run that video back from the beginning at every single degree around the sun and you’ll have an accurate depiction of the geometry of space-time, gravity and the system itself.

[Craig Schmeltzer @SingularityWon]

@TheBabylonBee I say embrace technology, and move with it.

And since the Neanderthal or caveman wrestled his lunch to the ground with his bare hands, whereas we had to use sticks or spears, arrows, etc, obsidian and atlatls; give him some credit for trying to use his words this time.

[Craig Schmeltzer @SingularityWon]

A) Helium

And in the event of a trick-question, I leave you with this;

Zero is a placeholder for our monkey brained selves.

It is our messy understanding of the constant.

Once we reconcile quantum physics with Einstein’s field equations and general relativity that is… we just might be beyond something until then:

It’s nothing. It doesn’t exist by definition.

It is our answer to reconcile the Universe, albeit similar to the psychology of our brains and laughter…. because someone isn’t making sense.

Zero is yesterday being meaningful.

It is history, therefore we should give more credence to the three and the six and the nine. (The ordinal numbers that comprise all of time) Unless of course you like, wasting yours.

Zero isn’t equal to, more or less than anything. 0~=(0)/<=0

Yesterday as a tangible like water under the bridge and swept under the rug.

It is our lack of intellect, insight and how you can’t go halfway somewhere halfway again and expect to get there.

It is the flat earth was born in the first round!

[Craig Schmeltzer @SingularityWon]

Crossword, inward, long heard, short word.

Do you learn-
Or take advice?-
Or define the looneys life?

Crazy definitely defined fine through a walk around in your mind.

[Craig Schmeltzer @SingularityWon]

@AstronomyVibes I begin the cycle precisely where it always has been:

it begins today!

https://t.co/BMiE7yTsbS

[Craig Schmeltzer @SingularityWon]

@elonmusk Pyramid anyone?

[Craig Schmeltzer @SingularityWon]

Interesting that academia should be considered as the authoritative body on this drug in that I would rather learn how to fly a plane from someone who has piloted before; as opposed to the guy who merely “wrote the book” on it.

I am just saying, the black market players would seem to me to be, if nothing else, a valuable knowledge base…?

I’m not a contrarian, just being objective.

[Craig Schmeltzer @SingularityWon]

Life is a beautiful bitch.

Once you accept that it doesn’t play fair and it doesn’t play nice, you can live a nice life and play fair without becoming your life’s beautiful bitch.

[Craig Schmeltzer @SingularityWon]

@elonmusk @BrianRoemmele Elon, dude, most of us aren’t ever going to have a car made of gold…for Pete’s sake, only we all might have golden Grills!!

Feel me, Homeskillet!?

[Craig Schmeltzer @SingularityWon]

It is as if the tightrope walk, Grand Canyon and wind were in cahoots against my balancing act of life.

The outcome of which is in the hands of people that are armless and angry for it, of a different demographic, and have a tendency for the intolerance of anyone trying to make a crossing.

Good luck? How about I would be better off without it…?

Perhaps just an uphill-both-ways-uneven playing field instead; because those odds seem better, if I were a discerning man…

Step off my neck, if you please?

It would be nice if this weren’t such a “Mother nature is viscous” kind of World/Universe… so if you are alive, be happy for it!

I am at the moment because all of this is a metaphor until it isn’t.

Ta-daaaa!