Beaker

“Please look after yourself. You really do look ghastly, darling.”

[Beaker @singyourlife_00]

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[Beaker @singyourlife_00]

@CortJstr @staceymolski I second paper white. Great for reading outside in the summer and no worries about scratching the screen.

[Beaker @singyourlife_00]

@staceymolski I’m happy to ask my dental folks but I’m pretty sure it’s gonna be a no from them. Also I’ve got a 12 month plan to do….with those rubber band things. I’m dead.

[Beaker @singyourlife_00]

This.

[Beaker @singyourlife_00]

I wish I could laugh but it’s not funny anymore.

[Jānis Lācis @Lidotajs]

😬 #DontLookUp in real life. 🥵

[Beaker @singyourlife_00]

This is Buster. Poor guy was surrendered with the skin condition. Well onto his way to recovery, he’s a charming angel who may always be a little bit patchy. #adoptdogs #dogsoftwitter

[Beaker @singyourlife_00]

@staceymolski Mine only showed as restless like 1-2x a night not sure what model but perhaps something to ask a PCP about.

[Beaker @singyourlife_00]

@staceymolski Have you been evaluated for sleep apnea? There is some correlation between the two.

[Beaker @singyourlife_00]

Just a reminder that @teganandsara didn’t have to make #hearthrob but they did and we just live there

[Beaker @singyourlife_00]

Is ⁦@staceymolski⁩ making meme now?

[Beaker @singyourlife_00]

@staceymolski We had bagels but never cream cheese, always butter, pb, or jams.

[rantt @ranttmedia]

After being asked about Critical Race Theory, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Mark Milley delivers an answer every American should watch.

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

If you have Netflix, please do this. If nothing else, it reminds them that there is an audience waiting...

[Beaker @singyourlife_00]

There should be more support for hot mess weekends! Like just full on parades and standing ovations for people who take two days to embrace their chaos.

[Beaker @singyourlife_00]

I need to change my @singyourlife_00 ...

[Beaker @singyourlife_00]

@staceymolski cloaca. That the thing.

[Beaker @singyourlife_00]

@staceymolski I’m pretty sure this the bird thing for most of them. I feel like this was recently in an article somewhere....

[Beaker @singyourlife_00]

Have a note in my phone that reads “Thomas Paine” from Nov 2019 no other context. This will bother me for an absurd amount of time.

[Beaker @singyourlife_00]

@staceymolski I exercise daily now, and I’m angry that I sleep better and feel good. Like why doesn’t my couch do that?

[Beaker @singyourlife_00]

So like when is part 2? There is so much more of the #bowie catalog to cover. #bowiecelebration #idontwanttogo You could go on if you wanted to.